Why its good to be a Man Options

[stryker76]

I'M GLAD I'M A MAN

I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese.
I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts.
I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west.

I don't get wasted after only 2 beers,
and when I do drink I don't end up in tears.
I won't spend hours deciding what to wear.
I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair.

And I don't go around checking my reflection
in everything shiny from every direction.
I don't whine in public and make us leave early, and
when you ask why get all bitter and surly.

I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.
I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back.
I don't carry our differences into the sack.

I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you
or think every guy out there's trying to steal you.
I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too.
I know what the time is and I know what to do.

And I honestly think its a privilege for me
to have these two balls and stand when I pee.
I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball.
It's more fun than dealing with women after all.
I won't cry if you say it's not going to work.
I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk.

Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure.
I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.

Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a man, you see.
I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery.
I don't get all bitchy every 28 days.
I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise.
I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you!

[xjjajeengx]

hmm... did you noe gurls could pee standing up?
did you noe not all gurls get wasted over two bottles? especially in korea... oh my... someone should've saw wen my mom was a NONaddicted drinker... oh my heavens man... korean companies with woman employees... dude those women never get wasted i tell you...
haha ^^ but you wont be a man if you be like harisu...

ahhaah but that poem is true tho. seriously... alot of gurls (including myself sometimes) need to cut back on the PMS. mann... this gurl i noe in school started bi!tch!n at me just cause i stepped on her dam 20$ shoe. its onl $20... man i bet she got a better discount on it and bought it for a penny.