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the gift, so sick....
swtmaggie92
post Sep 21 2004, 08:03 PM
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A guy wanted to buy a gift for his new girl friend's birthday
and as they had only started dating, after careful
consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the
right note: personal, but not too personal. Accompanied by the
girl friend's younger sister, he went to Herrod's and bought a
pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for
herself. During the wrapping, however, the clerk got the items
mixed up and the sister got the gloves and the girl friend got
the panties. The guy sent the package to the girl friend with
the following note:

I chose these because I noticed you are not in the habit of
wearing any in the evening. If it had not been for your sister,
I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she
wears the short ones that are easier to remove. These are a
delicate shade, but the sales clerk that helped me has a pair
that she has been wearing for the past three weeks and they are
hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked
really smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the
first time, as no doubt other hands will come into contact with
them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them
off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they
will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how
many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you
will wear them for me Friday night.

All my love.

PS: The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little
fur showing.
 
 
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gelionie
post Oct 22 2004, 12:31 AM
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Haha... poor guy. The girlfriend would be so mad.
 

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swtmaggie92   the gift   Sep 21 2004, 08:03 PM
mzteriouzme007   hahaha.... eeeewww   Sep 21 2004, 08:36 PM
o0_BLuez_0o   eww thats so gross i bet the girlfriend would be l...   Sep 21 2004, 11:39 PM
LiLaZnGirL122   omg!! stupid clerk poor himLOL wut if hes ...   Sep 22 2004, 12:31 AM
xtremeliquid   Haha funny.   Sep 22 2004, 12:34 AM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo   aww poor guy! i feel bad for him, lol!   Sep 22 2004, 01:49 PM
magnificentmike   lmao thats a good one..   Sep 22 2004, 10:55 PM
gothicvengeance   LOL...I've heard this one before but it's ...   Sep 25 2004, 05:49 PM
1--GIRL   haha I like it   Sep 26 2004, 03:05 AM
picaso_smile   LOL. That one actually made me laugh.   Oct 19 2004, 06:08 PM
wind&fire   sick   Oct 20 2004, 01:51 AM
eli5e   hahah lol   Oct 21 2004, 03:47 PM
indykid845   ... i like that one... it wuz funny   Oct 21 2004, 05:46 PM
xPartyGrlDx   lmao that was disturbing...but funny at the same...   Oct 21 2004, 07:36 PM
niez_cho   Haha... poor guy. The girlfriend would be so mad.   Oct 22 2004, 12:31 AM
mzteriouzme007   X_x sAAAAd   Oct 27 2004, 08:54 PM
tootsie_kiddo   OOOMG i feel so bad for the bf!!! dats...   Oct 30 2004, 03:56 AM
literemix24   damnn..the guys gunnah get it..lols XP   Oct 30 2004, 01:39 PM


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