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Funny Libs, Libs - make your own
Edele
post Oct 20 2004, 09:06 AM
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Okay, I made this funny Lib and had to share it!

The Love Letter
My Darling Nick,
I am writing to tell you that I think you are incredibly kind. I break out in a sweat every time I see you mini golfing. I dream about us running away to Chicago and raising cats until we are 24. We'll name our children after Blair and Angelina Jolie, and live in a cabin in the mountains. I can hardly wait to kiss your legs again... Please meet me tomorrow dressed in the pink bra I sent you for Christmas Eve, and we'll celebrate our wonderful love together.
Your carrot,
Melissa

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mzweirdo
post Oct 21 2004, 12:34 AM
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One Hot Night
One hot night Geraldo took me to the Hawaii. We were going to do things that mamma or daddy wouldnt like to know! Geraldo said " Wow! I just slapped his Arm and told him to go get the Pepsi . We then just made out and started getting freaky. All of a sudden were saw Leslie getting it on with Leslie on top of a car! I seen Big sex toys and Soft rubbers! Wow, that was one hot night. Now I am very Happy, adios my boy toy is here! Love, [I]Nary[/I]

HAHA...that was awesome..;]
 

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