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YOUR FACE!!!!, The Fine Art of Dissing.
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post Oct 11 2004, 04:49 PM
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Dissing is an art in which very few people can master. I do not claim to be a master of this fine art, but I do consider myself a fine disser.

There are a few techniques I have learned over the course of 17 years of dissing. Each technique is only to be used in their respective situations.

For now, i'll only talk about one technique, but i'll add to the list as I go along..

Quick but Effective:

This is only to be used in not-so-serious situations in which your opponent is boring you with their idiotic arguments. To shut them up, you simply think of something random but still insulting to say.

Like so:
  • Your Face!
  • Your Mother!
  • Go Buy A House!
  • Yknow what?! You're ugly! You're ugly!!!
What are some of your techniques?
 
 
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NiKECHiQ
post Oct 12 2004, 10:49 PM
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hold on hold on (after 3 seconds) oh yeah huh ? shut up and kill yourself
u dumbfcking piece of crap
guess whut ? youre a mistake !
up yours !


^ i like those it always make people shut up happy.gif
 

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[2]Nekked   YOUR FACE!!!!   Oct 11 2004, 04:49 PM
omg_melface   I can't wait to see what else you have to add ...   Oct 11 2004, 04:52 PM
AngelicEyz00   You effing c**t... ^o0o yeh, I like that!   Oct 11 2004, 04:55 PM
sharpieaddicteD   "Your Mother" is a great one. but for m...   Oct 11 2004, 04:55 PM
tweeak   eh, i just outwit them. big words are nice. (most...   Oct 11 2004, 04:55 PM
kalyps0   Basically what my friends all say is "whateve...   Oct 11 2004, 04:58 PM
sweetdreamsx3   I block their comments...I can't think of any ...   Oct 11 2004, 05:08 PM
angel-roh   heh the only words i used was "your mother...   Oct 11 2004, 05:09 PM
sunissed14127   ppl make fun of me for being mexican at skool so i...   Oct 11 2004, 05:11 PM
faithin_felix   go crack the mirror!   Oct 11 2004, 05:11 PM
[2]Nekked   QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Oct 11 2004, 6:11 PM)go...   Oct 11 2004, 05:12 PM
mouse_3k   -Bite me -Shut up and make me a sandwich -deez nut...   Oct 11 2004, 05:13 PM
[2]Nekked   HOLD MY CUP, BITCH!   Oct 11 2004, 05:14 PM
MyVermilionPlague   "Go buy a house" is by far the best. I...   Oct 11 2004, 05:20 PM
DaTru KataLYST   Shut the f*boing*ck up and sit the f*boing*ck down...   Oct 11 2004, 05:24 PM
stephinika   haha dissing is a fine art. your mother is a good ...   Oct 11 2004, 05:37 PM
helllla jankyyyy   QUOTE(sunissed14127 @ Oct 11 2004, 5:11 PM)pp...   Oct 11 2004, 05:44 PM
xquizit   how about simply, kiss my butt.   Oct 11 2004, 05:54 PM
AngelicEyz00   Hey trish remember... "GO GET ME MY CHICKEN...   Oct 11 2004, 05:58 PM
xscore   Yknow what?! You're ugly! You're u...   Oct 11 2004, 06:00 PM
airam   i still believe that sarcasm is the way to go. ;o   Oct 11 2004, 06:04 PM
ShipuuShouken   i know someone who just says "im gay and i th...   Oct 11 2004, 07:14 PM
x emo screamo x   When I just start talking about random things, the...   Oct 11 2004, 07:17 PM
CEP   " Your Face! " is mine, woman! *...   Oct 11 2004, 07:19 PM
ohBrian   man u guys r mean.   Oct 11 2004, 07:23 PM
jnukes   http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...45...   Oct 11 2004, 07:48 PM
juliar   Uhm wow, you don't make any sense. Shut up. He...   Oct 11 2004, 08:01 PM
Madame C   * Go tell someone who cares. * Lick my p*ssy (or b...   Oct 11 2004, 08:03 PM
[2]Nekked   why dont you play a nice game of hide and go f**k ...   Oct 11 2004, 08:05 PM
rainnydaiis   QUOTE([2)Nekked,Oct 11 2004, 5:05 PM] why don...   Oct 11 2004, 08:06 PM
christiee_nax   just plain shut up works well   Oct 11 2004, 08:12 PM
aznbabiicutie   "get a life" "shut the f**k up...   Oct 11 2004, 08:19 PM
x emo screamo x   QUOTE([2)Nekked,Oct 11 2004, 8:05 PM] why don...   Oct 11 2004, 08:20 PM
lil boi   you know what? you can just kiss my ass. oh wait [...   Oct 11 2004, 08:22 PM
ShipuuShouken   QUOTEwhy dont you play a nice game of hide and go ...   Oct 11 2004, 08:30 PM
LilAznBabe   you stupid worthles piece of sh1t   Oct 11 2004, 08:31 PM
Madame C   QUOTE(LilAznBabe @ Oct 11 2004, 8:31 PM)you s...   Oct 11 2004, 09:32 PM
e[m]   lmao. i suck at dissing.   Oct 11 2004, 09:38 PM
DrEaMgUy2K1   "Your mom" "your moms a cow" ...   Oct 11 2004, 09:38 PM
stephinika   QUOTE* You suck, swallow, and choke. lol i love t...   Oct 11 2004, 09:40 PM
shawty_redd   haha i've heard some good ones like: sorry b...   Oct 11 2004, 09:42 PM
jambaJUICE   i say "your mother" or "your face...   Oct 11 2004, 09:49 PM
PinkTrash   I dont diss much I find it pointless most of the t...   Oct 11 2004, 10:02 PM
dani41790   uhh i use "your mother... both of them"   Oct 11 2004, 11:40 PM
DaTru KataLYST   I realllly wanna say: How bout a nice cup of STFU...   Oct 11 2004, 11:46 PM
royalfreshness   QUOTEYour Face! Go Buy A House! Sorry I l...   Oct 11 2004, 11:48 PM
mz_weirdo   " Yo Mom " " Ask me if I care? ...   Oct 11 2004, 11:58 PM
xox Qt LuVZ xox   Ehh, I just say things that get them annoyed and t...   Oct 12 2004, 12:01 AM
sheepy   QUOTE(airam @ Oct 11 2004, 6:04 PM)i still be...   Oct 12 2004, 06:05 PM
LatinaLady   QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Oct 11 2004, 4:11 PM)go...   Oct 12 2004, 08:23 PM
jr0h   too many..   Oct 12 2004, 08:28 PM
NiKECHiQ   hold on hold on (after 3 seconds) oh yeah huh ? sh...   Oct 12 2004, 10:49 PM
lil boi   the best one of them all: i know you are, but wha...   Oct 12 2004, 10:53 PM
Auktane   QUOTE(ohBrian @ Oct 11 2004, 7:23 PM)man u gu...   Oct 12 2004, 11:12 PM
x_angawhomps   "STFU." "Hey go shove a stick up y...   Oct 12 2004, 11:48 PM


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