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 Oct 12 2004, 08:42 PM
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 F**k me Beautiful  Group: Member Posts: 3,126 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,124  |
Wel... Heres a thread where u can just post your jokes....But there are some rules.
It cant discriminate i e - racism , prejudice.. and so on... So if u got any post em. I cant seem to find any humorous things with out racism or prejudice so i wont be participating ><; Crap...forgot about humor forum [nwb] ... someone move this or close it ><; runs away. |
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Oct 12 2004, 09:04 PM
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 hi, my name is brianna! =] Group: Official Member Posts: 5,764 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,114 |
QUOTE(x emo screamo x @ Oct 12 2004, 5:49 PM) Shouldn't this be in the Interests catergory? Under humor?  Yep. Here's one. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! HAHAHA  Nd' here's a joke story-ish kind of thing. Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and all four nuns die. They get in line to go through pearly gates and wait for St. Peter to admit them. St. Peter goes to the nuns and says "I realize that you are sisters of the cloth, but I must ask you if you have anything to report to me that might be a sin." The sisters thought for a while and the first nun went to St. Peter. "I once touched a man's penis with this finger". St. Peter thought for a while and said. "I'm sure it was in the line of duty; Place your finger in that holy water and swirl it around." She did as she was instructed and "PING" she was in. The second nun went to St. Peter and said, "I once touched a man's genitals with my entire right hand." Again St. Peter thought for a while and said, "I'm sure it was within your duties; Swirl your hand in that holy water and go in." The second nun did as she was instructed and "ping" she was in. All of a sudden the 4th nun jumped in front of the 3rd nun. St. Peter was really confused by this. "How come you cut in front of Sister?" The 4th nun replied, "I just wanted to know if I could gargle with that holy water before she soaked her a** in it!" |
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DrEaMgUy2K1 Funny Jokes. Oct 12 2004, 08:42 PM
x emo screamo x Shouldn't this be in the Interests catergory? ... Oct 12 2004, 08:49 PM faithin_felix topic closed
or about to be to, haha, i can... Oct 12 2004, 09:26 PM imafreakinazn QUOTECrap...forgot about humor forum [nwb] ... som... Oct 12 2004, 09:32 PM AngelicEyz00 You douche, i effing told you in the chat u put it... Oct 12 2004, 09:34 PM
rhqtpie haha the nun one is kinda funny Oct 12 2004, 10:19 PM |
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