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 Oct 10 2004, 11:43 PM
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 -:- Nothen But Dreams -:-  Group: Member Posts: 82 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,146  |
A bus stops and two Asian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, cool down lady," said the man. "I'm just telling my friend how to spell Mississippi." |
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Oct 12 2004, 05:28 PM
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How come when he's spelling it, he sounds fob? But when he says the things after, he isn't?
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aznguy711 M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I Oct 10 2004, 11:43 PM
LiLaZnGirL122 hmm i bet its funnie but i dun get it Oct 11 2004, 12:00 AM tainted_angel LOl. Hilarious, but so wrong. Oct 11 2004, 12:05 AM LiLEthiopian aww..thats not nice.. :shakes head: Oct 11 2004, 12:07 AM bobbster Hahahaha, niiice. Oct 11 2004, 12:33 AM xtremeliquid Heh...I get it. Oct 11 2004, 12:51 AM MasteRxKiD QUOTE(LiLaZnGirL122 @ Oct 10 2004, 9:00 PM)hm... Oct 11 2004, 03:03 AM 1--GIRL hahaha good one Oct 11 2004, 03:15 AM x_angawhomps LOL. Hahhaa..hahahhaha.. okay okay. Haha..hahahaha... Oct 11 2004, 03:36 AM dani41790 rofl rofl omg thats so wrong Oct 11 2004, 04:40 AM niez_cho LMAO dirty minded lady XDD Oct 11 2004, 06:45 AM [X]poised heh. you know what that lady's thinkin....
OM... Oct 11 2004, 08:31 AM lil boi LOL!
::jerry:: Oct 11 2004, 12:24 PM jooleeah hahaha nice joke =D funny. Oct 11 2004, 12:28 PM aznguy711 mayb fobs cna only understand fob talk? haha jm jm Oct 12 2004, 05:48 PM xiNxlOvexO4 LMAO Good joke Oct 12 2004, 06:59 PM AzN tOmBoI LOL!!!!!!!!!... Oct 12 2004, 08:54 PM sweetdreamsx3 Hahhhahaha, fobs. Oct 12 2004, 10:17 PM Auktane hahhahahaha funny... Oct 13 2004, 12:04 AM diezelbabygrl_xoxo QUOTE([X)poised,Oct 11 2004, 8:31 AM] heh. yo... Oct 13 2004, 03:19 PM nlgrl hahaa >.< Oct 13 2004, 03:50 PM emptyminded Awesome! haha. But, that was so wrong. Oct 16 2004, 06:04 PM picaso_smile hahehohahaheho Oct 16 2004, 07:13 PM toyo loco ooomg thats funyyyyyyy !
lolz Oct 17 2004, 01:58 AM xSWEETxCANDiix lmao that's hella funnay Oct 17 2004, 02:40 AM barelyy_coherent LOOOOOOOL
That is hilarious. Oct 22 2004, 01:20 AM souldreamers hehe heard this one before, but still funny. Oct 22 2004, 02:27 PM literemix24 lols..damnn..thaz funny..'n wrong..but its fun... Oct 31 2004, 04:45 AM AllKnowingJanitor hahhahahahahaha
stupid old lady Oct 31 2004, 09:10 AM lilangel69bp haha thats okay, kinda dirty though. I bet its bet... Oct 31 2004, 10:44 AM Beyond Elite Oh! I got it! The Asian man was trying t... Oct 31 2004, 10:51 AM XoAzn_ElaineXo lol thats funny Nov 3 2004, 06:53 PM iheartsimba hahahahaha Nov 3 2004, 06:55 PM someflipguy Dats so funny and wrong
How do you spell mississi... Nov 4 2004, 03:03 PM pandamonium AHHAHAHA> thats really funny . Nov 5 2004, 03:31 PM mzteriouzme007 oogily boogily... X_x Nov 12 2004, 12:20 AM Dusck haha, mississippi Nov 14 2004, 03:28 AM miss barnes huh...thats cute Nov 14 2004, 07:54 PM
lil_shadow HAHA...thats so funny. but ehrm not very nice. esp... Nov 14 2004, 08:50 PM |
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