Unanswered questions, questions that will never be answered Options

[aznguy711]

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

[huney8o8]

herez sum other ones....

1. If sumone asks u what time it is and points to their wrist, why don't people point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is??

2.How do "please keep off the grass" signs get there??

3.When French people swear do they say "pardon my English"??

4.Why can't we sneeze with out eyes open??

5.How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes the whole damn box to start a campfire!!

6.If a turtle loses its shell....is it naked or homeless??

7.If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose??

8.If you don't have feet would you wear shoes?? no!! then why the heck do you wear a bra??

9.If Pringles are soo good "that once you pop, you can't stop," then why do they come with a resealable lid??

10.Ever stop to think, and forget to start again??

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