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cigarettes and bowling, damn this thing is wierd and funni!!!!!
swtmaggie92
post Sep 21 2004, 08:13 PM
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A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes.
So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes
into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees
a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple
of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her
apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and
says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you
got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which
he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.

His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty
pissed. "Where the hell have you been?!"

"Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you
asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the
vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had
a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed
with her."

"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!"

She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You God damn
liar!!! You went bowling again!!!" whistling.gif
 
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 08:30 AM
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ohh. tricky tricky. rolleyes.gif
 

Posts in this topic
swtmaggie92   cigarettes and bowling   Sep 21 2004, 08:13 PM
mzteriouzme007   haha... weird   Sep 21 2004, 08:31 PM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo   OMG LOL!!! slick husband hahaha   Sep 22 2004, 01:51 PM
magnificentmike   thats funny. i didn't know what tilcum powder ...   Sep 22 2004, 10:53 PM
MasteRxKiD   Very odd and unexpected ending. Makes it all the ...   Sep 22 2004, 11:03 PM
gothicvengeance   lol...I didn't know what talcom powder was eit...   Sep 25 2004, 05:47 PM
LiLaZnGirL122   hahah   Oct 10 2004, 11:51 PM
tainted_angel   Lol, smart d00d.   Oct 11 2004, 12:07 AM
xtremeliquid   Heh...odd...yet funny.   Oct 11 2004, 12:56 AM
niez_cho   cunning husband. I can't believe the wife didn...   Oct 11 2004, 06:47 AM
[X]poised   ohh. tricky tricky.   Oct 11 2004, 08:30 AM
xSWEETxCANDiix   QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Sep 22 2004, 11:51...   Oct 17 2004, 03:25 AM


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