Has anyone heard of.., Jeff Foxworthy! Options

[Oreo_bro]

omg this guy is one of the best comedians out there! i love watching his shows and listening to his cd's. They crack me up everytime. Anyone have any favorite quotes? i got some...plus some "you might be a redneck if.." jokes :D

"You see, guys and girls are...different when it comes to late night fun times. Girls well, girls you see are like diesiel engines. It takes a little while to get them going, but once they start they can go for a looooooong time. Now guys on the other hand..well, guys are like bottle rockets. We go up....BOOM....oooo's...aaaah's..then its sleepy time"

"Now you see..just because a girl and a guy hear the same thing, it doesnt mean it means the same thing..get what i mean? A girl walks up to a guy and says, I dont have any underpants on. A guy thinks, oh yeah im gonna be getting busy tonight hey hey! Now a guy goes up to a girl and says, I dont have any underpants on, the girl may think, oh no..im going to have to wash those pants twice."

Now for everyones favorite..

You might be a redneck if..

You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.

You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.

You think safe sex is a padded headboard.

You think subdivision is part of a math problem.

You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.

You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.

Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.

A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.

and..

you might be a redneck if....Your parents met at a family reunion/you go to your family reunion looking for a girl friend.

im sorry but this guy is so hilarious, anyone eles heard of him? here is his picture:

[melface]

Yeah, he is pretty funny...


my dad went to see him in New Orleans... yep.