Has anyone heard of.., Jeff Foxworthy! |
 Oct 10 2004, 11:42 PM
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omg this guy is one of the best comedians out there! i love watching his shows and listening to his cd's. They crack me up everytime. Anyone have any favorite quotes? i got some...plus some "you might be a redneck if.." jokes :D
"You see, guys and girls are...different when it comes to late night fun times. Girls well, girls you see are like diesiel engines. It takes a little while to get them going, but once they start they can go for a looooooong time. Now guys on the other hand..well, guys are like bottle rockets. We go up....BOOM....oooo's...aaaah's..then its sleepy time" "Now you see..just because a girl and a guy hear the same thing, it doesnt mean it means the same thing..get what i mean? A girl walks up to a guy and says, I dont have any underpants on. A guy thinks, oh yeah im gonna be getting busy tonight hey hey! Now a guy goes up to a girl and says, I dont have any underpants on, the girl may think, oh no..im going to have to wash those pants twice." Now for everyones favorite.. You might be a redneck if.. You carried a fishing pole into Sea World. You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart. You think safe sex is a padded headboard. You think subdivision is part of a math problem. You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law. You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph. Fifth grade was the best six years of your life. A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack. and.. you might be a redneck if....Your parents met at a family reunion/you go to your family reunion looking for a girl friend. im sorry but this guy is so hilarious, anyone eles heard of him? here is his picture: 
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Oct 10 2004, 11:52 PM
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QUOTE(DevilDeathDemon @ Oct 10 2004, 11:46 PM) i've heard of him, i watch him on TV as well, he's on da tv show, Blue Collar TV, lol, he's so funni, i luv his rednecks, lol, WOOHOO!!!!! i also watched da Blue Collar Comedy Tour, dat was funni as hell!!!!!!!  yeah i saw the blue collar tour thing too. The whole fat machine was awsome! omg, and the repair guy talking about his sister...jeez lol |
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Oreo_bro Has anyone heard of.. Oct 10 2004, 11:42 PM
DevilDeathDemon i've heard of him, i watch him on TV as well, ... Oct 10 2004, 11:46 PM omg_melface Yeah, he is pretty funny...
my dad went to see h... Oct 10 2004, 11:53 PM dani41790 uhh never heard of him Oct 11 2004, 01:24 AM
laylooo i've seen funny comedians =/ Oct 11 2004, 06:39 PM |
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