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Oct 1 2004, 03:07 PM
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A brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"That's odd," says the doctor. "Show me what you mean" The woman touches her elbow and screams in agony. She then touches her knee and screams, then pushes on her ankle and screams. "You're not really a brunette, are you?" asks the doctor. "Why, no, I'm actually a blonde," she answers. "I thought so," he says. "Your finger's broken." |
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Oct 8 2004, 02:30 AM
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QUOTE(hellzlilkit @ Oct 3 2004, 10:39 PM) its funny but you're sorta dissing blondes. i'm a blonde. What's great about appreciating humor is if you have the ability to have an open mind and not find humor just in things that wouldn't affect you. Gotta be fair. |
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MasteRxKiD Beauty Pains Oct 1 2004, 03:07 PM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo omg lol!! that was good joke i didnt expe... Oct 1 2004, 04:19 PM
krnxvanessax3 LOL dude thas was funny xD Oct 1 2004, 06:57 PM
muffin dude 292 Yeah i heard this lol Oct 1 2004, 08:01 PM
inlonelinessidie LOL, I didn't expect that either. Oct 1 2004, 08:03 PM
tyedyefroggy Lmao, thats a good one! Oct 1 2004, 08:11 PM
xiNxlOvexO4 LMAO Funny joke Oct 1 2004, 10:52 PM
wind&fire roflmfao!!! Oct 1 2004, 11:22 PM
LittleLulu hahahahahahahahahahaha LOLOLOLOL
isn't it ki... Oct 2 2004, 02:07 AM
sushiluva hahahaha that was pretty funny.. and the blonde jo... Oct 2 2004, 11:21 PM
1--GIRL hahaha funny Oct 3 2004, 12:08 AM
tootsie_kiddo HAHAHAHAHA LOL. datz funny Oct 3 2004, 06:55 AM
Weird addiction LOL,that's very funny,lol Oct 3 2004, 08:02 AM
stephinika haha i love that one! i haven't heard tha... Oct 3 2004, 01:03 PM
eli5e hahaha Oct 3 2004, 06:34 PM
basick lol heard that Oct 3 2004, 11:58 PM
hellzlilkit its funny but you're sorta dissing blondes. i... Oct 4 2004, 01:39 AM
xtremeliquid Haha...thats funny. Oct 6 2004, 12:49 AM
tainted_angel Lol. Niiiice one. Oct 6 2004, 01:16 AM
AzN tOmBoI LOL!! haha good one Oct 7 2004, 11:16 PM
sweetdreamsx3 Lmao, I heard that one today. :P No, really I did.... Oct 8 2004, 11:04 PM
LiLaZnGirL122 LOLLLL OMGGG shes stupid hahah good 1 Oct 10 2004, 11:44 PM
barelyy_coherent that's a good one...the punch line was totally... Oct 22 2004, 01:29 AM
khanhibus LOL Oct 22 2004, 09:03 AM
souldreamers lol.. haha that's a good one.. didn't see ... Oct 22 2004, 02:24 PM
SuPerSoPow1025 HhHAHAHAHHAHAHAH rofl!!! Oct 22 2004, 10:07 PM
MyVermilionPlague LMFAO.
I haven't heard that one before.. XD Oct 22 2004, 10:09 PM
literemix24 AHAHHAS lols mm funnie. Oct 30 2004, 01:49 PM![]() ![]() |