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 Oct 7 2004, 12:13 AM
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 hi, my name is brianna! =]  Group: Official Member Posts: 5,764 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,114  |
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. I usually post funny things in my Xanga, so if you're ever bored, just click the 'Be Entertained' link on my signature. 
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Oct 7 2004, 05:13 AM
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 Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
I remember those. There are so much more though.
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sweetxsimplicity Female Comebacks Oct 7 2004, 12:13 AM
venturesome69 nice those are nice ones Oct 7 2004, 12:15 AM dani41790 lmao thats funny Oct 7 2004, 12:32 AM niez_cho lol those are funny...
perverted guys... Oct 7 2004, 06:10 AM xtremeliquid Haha... Oct 7 2004, 09:14 AM ohBrian damn hahahah... THOSE ARE MEAN COMEBACKS HAHAHA Oct 7 2004, 02:45 PM ANIME_FREAK_LOVER HAHAHA I REMEMBER THAT ITS FROM FUNNYJUNK.COM HAHA... Oct 7 2004, 04:45 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo muahaa i use these every chance i get! Oct 7 2004, 05:09 PM huney8o8 LOL!! got remember those! they'll ... Oct 7 2004, 10:08 PM tainted_angel Lol, here're two:
Guy: "You wanna' ... Oct 8 2004, 03:25 AM sweetdreamsx3 QUOTE(sweetxsimplicity @ Oct 7 2004, 12:13 AM... Oct 8 2004, 05:54 PM huney8o8 QUOTEGuy: "Can I have your number?"
Girl... Oct 9 2004, 01:39 AM Redhdchic haha....i love it Oct 9 2004, 02:31 PM xheartbreaker And another one:
Guy: You must've fallen from... Oct 9 2004, 04:39 PM wind&fire ive herd all these... Oct 9 2004, 09:47 PM __hopefullie__ those are pretty nice. all those pickup lines are ... Oct 9 2004, 11:12 PM o0_BLuez_0o haha got to remember those u never know when those... Oct 10 2004, 12:02 AM rhqtpie nvrmd all of mine were repeats Oct 10 2004, 08:21 PM LittleLulu haha i've heard some of them before but thats ... Oct 12 2004, 03:06 AM xSWEETxCANDiix hahaha nice Oct 17 2004, 03:24 AM LiLaZnGirL122 haha i like dis 1 Man: If I could see you naked, I... Oct 17 2004, 10:32 PM eli5e lol nice Oct 18 2004, 03:43 PM
VANS1170 hahaha thats good. Oct 18 2004, 07:35 PM |
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