laws to live by =], hehehehe Options

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laws to live by: murphy's law
Murphy's Laws of Love and Sex
-The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
-Nothing improves with age.
-No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
-Sex has no calories.
-Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
-There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
-Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
-No sex with anyone in the same office.
-Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
-A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
-Virginity can be cured.
-When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
-Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
-The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
-Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
-It is always the wrong time of month.
-The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
-When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
-Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
-Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
-The younger the better.
-The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
-It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
-Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
-Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
-There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
-Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
-Love is a hole in the heart.
-If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
-Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
-Do it only with the best.
-Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
-One good turn gets most of the blankets.
-You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
-Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
-Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
-Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
-Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
-Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
-A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
-What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
-It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-Never say no.
-A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
-Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
-Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
-Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
-A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
-Love comes in spurts.
-The world does not revolve on an axis.
-Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
-Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
-Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
-There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
-Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
-Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
-"This won't hurt, I promise."

maybe this should go in humor... i don't know

[dani41790]

lol very interesting