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 Sep 20 2004, 07:26 PM
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An old man in Austin calls his son in Dodge City (Kansas). The
conversation goes as follows. Dad: Son, I hate to bring you the bad news ... but your mother and I, we are getting a divorce ... Son: WHAT?? You can't! What about - Dad: I'm sorry son! 45 years of misery is ENOUGH!! Now, I am sick of talking about it, call your sister and tell her! (CLICK) The son, nearly in tears calls his sister in New Orleans. The conversation goes as follows. Brother: Sis, Your not gonna believe this! MOM AND DAD ARE GETTING A ... A ... DIVORCE!! Sister: WHAT?!? OH NO THEY AREN'T! You stay put. I'll call you right back!! (CLICK) The sister, calls the parents in Austin and the conversation goes as follows. Daughter: YOU TWO ARE NOT GETTNG A DIVORCE!! Dad: Honey, listen - Daughter: NO YOU LISTEN! YOU ARE NOT GETTING A DIVORCE! YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING! I'M CALLING BROTHER BACK, WE'LL BE THERE THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW! DON'T DO ANYTHING! (CLICK) The father hangs up calmly and bounces his news paper to allign it to his liking. He looked at his wife and said "Well, they are coming for Thanksgiving and are paying their own fares, what shall we tell them on Christmas?" |
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Oct 7 2004, 12:38 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
rofl thats sooo dirty
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swtmaggie92 thanksgiving Sep 20 2004, 07:26 PM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo i've never heard this one!! LOL!... Sep 20 2004, 08:30 PM rainnydaiis wow thats sad lolz! Sep 20 2004, 09:04 PM jennifish that's funny. Sep 21 2004, 04:09 AM mzteriouzme007 haha... ^_^ evil parents... x] Sep 21 2004, 08:53 PM o0_BLuez_0o QUOTEhaha... ^_^ evil parents... x] ya evil but al... Sep 21 2004, 11:28 PM LittleLulu hahahah smoooooth parents haha
lol it jus shows..... Oct 2 2004, 02:31 AM MasteRxKiD Ah, not all that funny. Kinda clever though. Oct 7 2004, 05:07 AM xtremeliquid Heh...pretty good. Oct 7 2004, 06:53 PM sweetdreamsx3 Lmao nice. Succkerrss!!! :P Oct 8 2004, 11:05 PM rhqtpie hahaha nice one Oct 9 2004, 01:16 AM dfly112 thats soooo evil Oct 10 2004, 08:18 PM Cake. That's pathetic That's prolly gonna be m... Oct 12 2004, 05:31 PM lilazneye10 its stupid but funnie at the same time Oct 12 2004, 10:45 PM i ami_am lmao.. yeah i bet my parents would do that too.. Oct 13 2004, 09:09 AM
xSWEETxCANDiix lmao! haha that's hella funnay Oct 17 2004, 03:02 AM |
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