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 Oct 2 2004, 08:16 AM
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A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to 'enforce the laws pending.' He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, 'Looks like you've had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?'
The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden. The warden took one of the ducks, inserted his finger into the duck's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, 'This here's a Washington state duck. Do you have a Washington state hunting license?' The hunter pulled out his wallet and calmly showed the warden a Washington state hunting license. The warden took a second duck, inserted his finger in the bird's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, 'This here's an Idaho duck. Do you have an Idaho state hunting license?' The hunter, a bit put out, produced an Idaho state hunting license. The warden took a third duck, conducted the same finger test, and said, 'This here's an Oregon state duck. Do you have an Oregon state hunting license?' Once again, only this time more aggravated, the hunter produced the appropriate license. The warden, a little miffed at having struck out, handed the ducks back to the hunter and said, 'You've got all of these licenses, just where the hell are you from?' The hunter dropped his pants, bent over, and said 'You're so smart, YOU tell ME!' |
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Oct 6 2004, 01:19 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
LOL! You just made my day.
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levinwong duck hunting Oct 2 2004, 08:16 AM
sunissed14127 now i dont get this one.....but im slow....mayb il... Oct 2 2004, 08:58 AM kryogenix i went duck hunting!
moved to humor Oct 2 2004, 08:59 AM o0_BLuez_0o haha thats funny Oct 2 2004, 02:23 PM PETER_PARKER ugh.. nasty hunting officer or whatever! lol Oct 3 2004, 07:56 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo lol thats nasty... Oct 4 2004, 03:14 PM ohBrian eww hahaha GOOD ONE! Oct 4 2004, 04:48 PM rainnydaiis wow owned... Oct 4 2004, 04:53 PM dani41790 rofl thats funny but kinda gross. i wonder y hed w... Oct 5 2004, 04:44 AM Weird addiction lol Oct 6 2004, 10:55 AM sweetdreamsx3 LMAO, it took me a while to understand. Oct 8 2004, 11:10 PM rhqtpie lol Oct 9 2004, 01:15 AM eli5e hahahh Oct 9 2004, 11:33 AM xtremeliquid Oh...I get it. Oct 10 2004, 01:44 AM lil boi thats nasty.
::jerry:: Oct 10 2004, 03:35 PM
kalyps0 thats hilarious but very gross too Oct 10 2004, 04:34 PM |
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