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 Sep 30 2004, 06:48 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 31 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 52,503  |
An old man was sitting on a bench at the local shopping center.
A young man walked up and sat down next to him. He had spiked hair in different colors; green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared at him. The young man turned to him and said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and f*cked a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son." |
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Oct 1 2004, 05:33 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
OMG!!! Was he jus playin' around or wat? That was funny!
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Prometheusx Old man Vs. Young Man Sep 30 2004, 06:48 PM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo omg lol!!! haha that was a good comeba... Sep 30 2004, 07:31 PM MasteRxKiD Great comeback, Pretty funny. Sep 30 2004, 09:38 PM LittleLulu haha smart old man...LOL..
never underestimate th... Oct 1 2004, 12:59 AM ohBrian hahah DAMN .. that kid got HOED big time! Oct 1 2004, 02:27 PM rhqtpie hahahaha Oct 1 2004, 07:46 PM muffin dude 292 lol Oct 1 2004, 08:02 PM LiLaZnGirL122 LOL Oct 10 2004, 11:46 PM tainted_angel Rotglmffsao!!! You just made my day. Oct 11 2004, 12:09 AM bobbster Hahahaha Oct 11 2004, 12:38 AM < Random > Lmfao!
That was one of the funniest things I ... Oct 11 2004, 12:44 AM [X]poised hahaha!!! damn funny. Oct 11 2004, 08:37 AM picaso_smile Good one! Oct 16 2004, 07:58 PM xSWEETxCANDiix omg!! hahah that was funny! Oct 17 2004, 02:53 AM
literemix24 mmmmmmmmmm i read it somewhere before..buh its sti... Oct 31 2004, 04:54 AM |
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