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 Sep 20 2004, 07:05 PM
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Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over
and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off !" "Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely. "See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her god damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!" "Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender. "Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the customer went on. "When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a b*tch didn't piss out the window right onto my head?" "Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood." "Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My damned forehead!" "Damn, that really is a drag!" says the bartender. "Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose right on my head !" The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day." "Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "but do you know what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!!" |
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Sep 26 2004, 05:47 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
OMFG!!! ROFL! That is soo funny! I feel so sorry 4 him...
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swtmaggie92 wat pissed me off Sep 20 2004, 07:05 PM
mony0407 lol good one Sep 20 2004, 07:08 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo lol i heard dis b4, but i still like it! Sep 20 2004, 08:32 PM rainnydaiis lolz sad sad sad Sep 20 2004, 09:06 PM gothicvengeance lol...heard this one before but still funny. The ... Sep 25 2004, 07:21 PM __hopefullie__ haha. he probably shouldve looked DOWN first. but ... Sep 25 2004, 10:16 PM wind&fire ahahahaha!!!! so gross Sep 26 2004, 02:07 AM xtremeliquid Haha, thats funny. Sep 26 2004, 04:16 PM swe3ttemptasian LOL!!!!!!!!!... Sep 26 2004, 04:22 PM AzN tOmBoI LOL haha the condom fell on him hah Sep 26 2004, 04:58 PM o0_BLuez_0o LMFAO omg thats hilarious!!! Sep 26 2004, 05:41 PM dispn0ygonekrazy LOL!!! never heard that one b4 but hey... Sep 26 2004, 05:50 PM
ohBrian hahah dumbass Sep 26 2004, 07:04 PM |
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