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 Sep 24 2004, 02:39 AM
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ok for some reason i laugh really hard at corny jokes this just poped up in my head does anybody else like corny jokes and do u know any?
please no " 2 blondes walk in a bar" lol |
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Sep 24 2004, 10:25 PM
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Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "I'm positive!" A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge." What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? Shore Where do pigs park their cars? In a porking lot. Why was the boy covered in gift wrap? His mom told him to "live in the present!" What do little piggies bring home from school? A repork card. What school do you go to greet people? To Hi-School! Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well! Why did the banker lose his job? Because he did not make any sense! What do you call a spanish person without a car? Carlos. What do you call a spanish person with a rubber toe? Roberto. What do you call two mexicans playing baksetball? Juan on Juan. |
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burnoveride corny jokes anyone???? Sep 24 2004, 02:39 AM
MasteRxKiD 1.) I wouldn't want to hear them
2.) This belo... Sep 24 2004, 02:41 AM Heathasm QUOTE(MasteRxKiD @ Sep 24 2004, 2:41 AM)2.) T... Sep 24 2004, 02:48 AM MyVermilionPlague QUOTE1.) I wouldn't want to hear them
2.) This... Sep 24 2004, 10:52 AM AngelicEyz00 Moved to Humor
I don't know any jokes well, ... Sep 24 2004, 12:48 PM MasteRxKiD Fine, Fine, I'll be nice and post a lame one.
... Sep 24 2004, 01:12 PM MyVermilionPlague Haha.
Ooh, ooh. Here's a lame one!
Q. How... Sep 24 2004, 01:18 PM sunissed14127 oo i got one!
Q: Why did the cracker go 2 the... Sep 24 2004, 04:30 PM rainnydaiis Q] WHy did the turtle cross the road
A] to get to... Sep 24 2004, 04:51 PM sheepy wut is 6 scared of 7...
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GET IT?? H... Sep 24 2004, 05:02 PM CrookedCriticism what does a dog say on sand paper?
Rough. Rough. Sep 24 2004, 06:57 PM o0_BLuez_0o i know a couple
Q.Whats brown and sticky?
... Sep 24 2004, 09:41 PM Days Nearly Over "She left?!"
"No, she right.... Sep 24 2004, 10:20 PM LiLaZnGirL122 haha funnie lets c
Qy did the chicken cross the ... Oct 10 2004, 11:59 PM
xtremeliquid Heh...uhm okay. Oct 11 2004, 12:55 AM |
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