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 Sep 23 2004, 01:29 PM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan"  Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368  |
Post your Pirate jokes!
What do Pirates study in school? The three arrrrrsss(Pirate voice)! |
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Sep 24 2004, 01:39 AM
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there once was a pirate who had a wooden peg for a leg, a eye patch and a hook for a hand. So one day a man came up to the pirate and asked."omg, what happended to ur leg!" the pirate responded "ah, we got in a fight on my ship agains anouther ship and a cannon ball blown off my leg."the man then looked at his hand "what happended to ur hand u have a hook?"the pirate responed"Ah, i got in a sword fight and the other guy cut off me hand!" the man than said" what happended to ur eye with the patch" the pirate then said "ah, i looked up at the sky and a bird sh*t in my eye" the man looked at the pirate confussed "I don't think u can loose ur eye if a bird sh*ts in it" the pirate then said "Ai, but it was the first day with me hook"
thats the only joke i know that has to do with a pirate hope u enjoy it |
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someflipguy Pirates? Sep 23 2004, 01:29 PM
huney8o8 srry i don't know any pirate jokes! but yo... Sep 23 2004, 04:27 PM
someflipguy Yeah I like that pirate joke...
Ive heard that on... Sep 24 2004, 07:36 AM |
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