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LEt me take a second of your precious time, to CLEAR a matter at hand up! mko2!!!!
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Black Tie
post Sep 23 2004, 01:28 AM
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOkay




It seems that my ego wanted me to defend myself right about here, so any complaints/un-used internal organs, can be sent to Black_Ti@hotmail.com
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Wrrf, now onto business


I HEeard from a "friend" of mine (i put the word friend in quotes because AS YOU MIGHT KNOW, or maybe not, my only true friend is my wall) that my ip adress matched the one of ANOTHER person i know, called, erm, TROY, and/or anunkown user or some sh*t ohmy.gif

so, CLEARING THIS MATTER UP LIKE A FINE f*cking GENTLEMAN

i will now state this official disclaimer that my lawyer/ man living under my stairs made up... and i thought it would match the situation im in. biggrin.gif

OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER (do not use this in a court of lots of people or naked women) : Any such person, who must mistake the given indiviual (GIL), for Troy aka anunknownuser? (TAA?). Will briefly afterwordes have thine BALLS cut from your body, and fed to you. And thusforth be fined in a fee of Six (6) dollars and forty two (42) cents.
thank you,
the odd man below black tie's sink.


Um, so





mmmmyep.....





but seriously, fine people.

I never let anyone on my account. ITS TOO PRECIOUS.



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Black Tie
post Sep 23 2004, 08:04 PM
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oH dear

let me try to answer all of the questions that you have asked me up there ^^


Okay


question number one

WHY THE f*ck DONT YOU JUST CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD YOU EXCUSE FOR A severed penis


ok, well, I DID f*cking CHANGE MY PASSWORD!!! (and then i gasp)

and, um, i have no severed penis's available to give to you.... youll have to make due with this... rusty spork



ok, question two

why did i waste my precious time on this? please answer my questions black tie!! FOR JESUS f*cking CHRIST SAKE PLEASE GOD ANSWER MY QUESTION.


um.. you clicked the link asscreame


BRITTLE HANDBAGS ON FRIDAY


yeah, i think that covers them all


and to clear the record, i am not on medication... except for those tiny tiny pink pills...

but theyre just viagra :-O
 

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