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 Sep 22 2004, 02:08 PM
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I hope this has not been posted before.
 One day, a priest and a nun went out golfing. The priest went first, and as he swung at the ball with his club, his back gave out and he missed. "Oh sh*t, I missed," the priest grumbled. The nun looked at him, astonished. "Father! Watch your language!" "Sorry." They moved onto the next hole, and as the priest swung, his back gave out. "Oh sh*t. I missed." "Father!" "Sorry." And they preceded onto the next hole. As he swung at the ball, his back gave out. "Oh sh*t, I missed." "Father! If you say that word again, let God strike you dead with lightening!" "Okay, okay." At the last hole, the priest swung at the ball- and missed. "Oh sh*t, I missed!" And as he spoke those words, lightening struck through the air, hit the nun and she died. The priest cowered in fear as a loud, booming voice rose from the Heavens. "OH SH*T. I MISSED." |
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Sep 22 2004, 08:09 PM
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diezelbabygrl_xoxo Oh sh*t... Sep 22 2004, 02:08 PM
huney8o8 lol!! funnie!! poor nun... Sep 22 2004, 02:18 PM inquisitive_ LMAO! Oh shyt, thats hilarious! Sep 22 2004, 02:37 PM ohBrian oh shyt hahahah Sep 22 2004, 02:39 PM swtmaggie92 lol...that cracked me up.... Sep 22 2004, 08:43 PM magnificentmike lmao, gosh....i feel bad for the nun though Sep 22 2004, 10:51 PM mzteriouzme007 that's... sad.. Sep 23 2004, 12:56 AM tainted_angel Lol. I feel sorry for the nun. But yeah. That was ... Sep 23 2004, 01:05 AM jnukes ahahahah that was a good one!! Sep 23 2004, 11:23 PM gothicvengeance Lol...poor little nun. Sep 25 2004, 05:33 PM hiromah hahaha...funny Sep 26 2004, 06:26 AM juliar ROFL ROFL I LOVE THAT ONE
-takes notes and scribbl... Sep 26 2004, 08:56 AM AzN tOmBoI LOL tsk tsk father Sep 26 2004, 05:15 PM pnai4eva aww, poor nun. LMao! Sep 27 2004, 02:36 PM stephinika lol aw the little nun. hehe pretty good one though... Sep 27 2004, 11:02 PM dani41790 rofl rofl thats a good one Sep 27 2004, 11:04 PM kazukizaki LOL!! haha...that was funny.... Sep 28 2004, 05:04 PM hcosurfkid Holy SH!T.. Thta was so god damm funny.. And i... Sep 28 2004, 05:24 PM Surfs_in_Cali Hahahaha...good one! Sep 28 2004, 05:33 PM LiLaZnGirL122 hahaha not that funnie but its good =) Sep 29 2004, 12:17 AM
LittleLulu bwaahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
thats sosooooooo... Oct 2 2004, 02:12 AM |
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