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lawyer and blonde, not dat funni... |
Sep 21 2004, 07:56 PM
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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long
flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now some what agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his coworkers and friends. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep. |
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Sep 21 2004, 11:37 PM
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i heard that one before in a different version but still very funny!
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swtmaggie92 lawyer and blonde Sep 21 2004, 07:56 PM
mzteriouzme007 hahaha... Sep 21 2004, 08:38 PM
LiLaZnGirL122 hahah shes soo frekin stupid LOL Sep 22 2004, 12:33 AM
LittleLulu lol i thought it was pretty funnii lol
so um.. do... Oct 2 2004, 02:39 AM
rhqtpie haha good one, the blondes finally prevail Oct 10 2004, 08:30 PM
x emo screamo x I didn't get that....lol Oct 10 2004, 09:38 PM
AznKutie OMG....LOL..good joke! Oct 10 2004, 10:24 PM
Spirited Away QUOTE(LiLaZnGirL122 @ Sep 22 2004, 12:33 AM)h... Oct 10 2004, 10:56 PM
DaTru KataLYST hahah hilarious!! =)
im gonna use this on... Oct 12 2004, 12:26 AM
__xxfrappachino<3 hahahaha. that made me laugh i guess not all bl... Oct 12 2004, 10:05 PM
lilazneye10 hahaha lol pretty funnie Oct 12 2004, 10:46 PM
xSWEETxCANDiix hahaha lol Oct 17 2004, 02:58 AM
literemix24 hahahs. xP a lil retarded buh still funny XP Oct 31 2004, 04:53 AM![]() ![]() |