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 Sep 21 2004, 08:05 PM
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Once a woman was in labor; she was having a really tough time
dealing with the pain. The doctor came to her husband and her and told them of a new experimental drug that allows the woman to transfer 25% of the pain to the father. The husband feels really bad for his wife so he decides they will try it. The wife takes the pill and a few minutes later the husband says, "I don't feel a thing. You women are babies. Take another pill I can handle this." So the wife takes another pill. Same thing happens. Her husband tells her to take another pill. Same thing. By now she has transferred 75% of her pain to her husband. She is feeling a little pain but her husband is still feeling nothing. He is convinced that women are complete wuses. He tells her, "Take another pill. This isn't hurting me at all. Let me take all the pain away." So she does. Now they are both feeling great. A few hours later, the wife gives birth to a beautiful baby boy. The next day they take their newborn son home, and there they find the mailman dead on the doorstep. |
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Sep 21 2004, 09:27 PM
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 jonathan rhys meyers. Group: Member Posts: 954 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,013 |
QUOTE(jnukes @ Sep 21 2004, 9:16 PM) i dont.... get it -.- the "father" in the delivery room didn't feel anything..because he wasn't the real father..apparently the mother cheated on him with the mailman..that's why he was dead at the doorstep.. i've heard this story..but this isn't the version i heard..its about..some kid who's family members keep dying..or something...i dunno.. 
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swtmaggie92 labor pains Sep 21 2004, 08:05 PM
mzteriouzme007 ooh... that's sad... Sep 21 2004, 08:35 PM jnukes i dont.... get it -.- Sep 21 2004, 09:16 PM royalfreshness QUOTE(LiLEthiopian @ Sep 21 2004, 10:27 PM)th... Sep 21 2004, 09:36 PM o0_BLuez_0o haha i got it thats hilarious Sep 21 2004, 11:26 PM gothicvengeance Lol I get it...mailman got what he deserved...not ... Sep 25 2004, 06:09 PM LiLaZnGirL122 hahah alot of jokes r like this but its funnie i ... Oct 10 2004, 11:50 PM rhqtpie haha nice Oct 12 2004, 10:21 PM Auktane ohh shiittt..its funny but sad in a way... Oct 12 2004, 11:46 PM xSWEETxCANDiix lmao i heard SOMETHING like this before...except i... Oct 17 2004, 03:09 AM literemix24 oOo i heard a different version..buh its still fun... Oct 31 2004, 04:52 AM diezelbabygrl_xoxo Ohh...I want that pill! Muahaha Oct 31 2004, 11:58 AM Chihiro Don't get it,, Feb 4 2005, 06:58 PM dahding heard it before. still good tho. Feb 4 2005, 09:00 PM electric shock Heard it before.
I still don't get it... Feb 4 2005, 09:20 PM
sammi rules you QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Feb 4 2005, 8:20 PM)Hea... Feb 11 2005, 07:16 PM xbr0kensmil3 it took me a while but i got it lol Feb 4 2005, 09:36 PM Skyline Drive hahaha. funny. Feb 5 2005, 01:40 PM Weird addiction ive heard that one before Feb 5 2005, 01:43 PM cocoalightning27 Tsk TSk TSk..lol Feb 5 2005, 04:38 PM actionrobot_go that one made me l-o-l Feb 5 2005, 10:50 PM lilphoenix oi... people these days. Feb 5 2005, 11:44 PM laylooo hahahah
i was confused when you said they found a ... Feb 6 2005, 06:06 PM sweetdreamsx3 Lmao, they can't handle it! SUCKERS Feb 6 2005, 10:13 PM `SWTWiNKLE3YES i didn`t get it at first .. but now i get it. ... Feb 11 2005, 08:50 PM |
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