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 Sep 19 2004, 07:38 PM
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I found this pretty funny so I decided to post it here..
 there once was this australian guy with a REALLY thick australian accent. so one time, when he was in america, he walked into a hardware store and said, "hi, can i please have a f*ck it?" the hardware store guy said, "i`m sorry, we don`t sell f*ck its, we only sell buckets." "yeah!!! that`s what me said! a f*ck it!" so the australian guy buys his bucket and walks out of the store. he then walks into agun shop and says, "hi, can i please buy some buns?" "ummm..we don`t sell buns. we only sell guns." "yeah! thats what me said! some buns!" so he buys his guns and walks out of the store. he then enters the pet shop, where he asks, "hi, can i buy a cock and spank it?" "we don`t have cock and spank its. we only sell cockerspaniels." "yeah! thats what me said! a cock and spank it!" so he buys his cockerspaniel and leaves the store. so as hes walking down the street, his cockerspaniel runs away. the australian guy then goes up to a nearby police officer and says, "can you please hold me buns and f*ck it, while i go find my cock and spank it?" |
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Sep 20 2004, 09:05 PM
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SOS Brigade!! Group: Member Posts: 2,573 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,775 |
nice nice sad though
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1--GIRL Australian Guy Sep 19 2004, 07:38 PM
AznKutie LOL..nice joke; pretty funny. Sep 19 2004, 07:40 PM o0_BLuez_0o lol thats funny australian accent Sep 19 2004, 07:42 PM AzNPmPGMr hmm.. australians have it hard Sep 19 2004, 10:24 PM MasteRxKiD This is like the better version of the 'Ketchu... Sep 19 2004, 11:23 PM tainted_angel Lol. That ending fit pretty well. Good one. Sep 19 2004, 11:37 PM WhiteLotus* There goes my virginity to my eyes. Lol. That is ... Sep 19 2004, 11:56 PM LiLaZnGirL122 HAHAh wut da police do!! haha Sep 20 2004, 12:24 AM diezelbabygrl_xoxo lol, that was cute...funny funny..poor australian ... Sep 20 2004, 08:34 PM jennifish that's not funny. i'm australian. Sep 21 2004, 04:08 AM mzteriouzme007 hahahahahROFL Sep 21 2004, 08:55 PM sugarcultluver haha thats funny lmao Sep 21 2004, 09:05 PM wind&fire yeh im aussie that they was just lame....wtf do u ... Sep 22 2004, 02:49 AM gothicvengeance aw...come on that wasn't nice...australians do... Sep 25 2004, 05:56 PM
hiromah hahah...pretty funny Sep 26 2004, 06:24 AM |
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