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 Aug 31 2004, 01:09 PM
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 wishing for SIMPLE LOVE with Jay  Group: Member Posts: 708 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,601  |
A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. ''Hello there,'' says the man, ''and what is your name?''
''Hello,'' giggles the woman, ''I'm Stacey. What's yours?'' ''I'm Jim.'' ''Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??'' ''Sure!'' replies Jim, ''Let's go!'' So Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk. ''Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk,'' Jim says. ''Yes? And what about it?'' asks Stacey. ''Is it your brother?'' ''No, it isn't, Jim!'' Stacey giggles. Jim's eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey's husband. When he finally asks, ''Is it your husband?'' Stacey giggles even more, ''No, silly!'' Jim was relieved. ''Then, it must be your boyfriend!'' Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, ''No, silly!!'' ''Then, who is it?'' Jim asks. Stacey replies, ''That's me BEFORE my operation!!'' |
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Sep 19 2004, 12:37 AM
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hahaha. that must of sucked for the man.
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xnastyninjagrlx suprise package Aug 31 2004, 01:09 PM
LatinaLady ugh no. that is the worst thing anyone can go thro... Aug 31 2004, 01:15 PM inlonelinessidie LMAO. Aug 31 2004, 01:20 PM F1R3B4T holy SHIAT!!!! LMFAO!!... Aug 31 2004, 02:40 PM tsohg that would be funny if it actually happened ... ro... Aug 31 2004, 08:09 PM ineed2bluvd LMAO!!!!!! Aug 31 2004, 10:40 PM Days Nearly Over Ahh...the nifty Surprise in the end.. Hah. Funny. Aug 31 2004, 10:45 PM MusicalAngel LMBO... that was good. It would be amusing if that... Aug 31 2004, 10:50 PM AznKutie LMAO! poor guy! Sep 1 2004, 12:13 AM LiLaZnGirL122 LMAOOOO hahah ewwwww hes a man!! Sep 1 2004, 12:23 AM weirdness LOLOLOL dats hilarious Sep 18 2004, 02:21 PM niez_cho LOL... that's why the title is named "sur... Sep 18 2004, 10:39 PM jennifish yew... Sep 18 2004, 10:47 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo OMG lol!!!!!!!!... Sep 18 2004, 11:53 PM WhiteLotus* OMG! HAHA. This one is too funny!
Poor g... Sep 19 2004, 12:15 AM Fallen_Fairy oh man! Sep 19 2004, 12:41 AM 1--GIRL lol made me smile Sep 19 2004, 01:09 AM
dani41790 rofl rofl thats funni XD Sep 19 2004, 05:00 AM |
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