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post Sep 6 2004, 12:28 AM
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Differences between the women of today and the ladies of the day gone by.... happy.gif


Ladies of days gone by:
If a lady accidentally over-salts a dish while it's still cooking, she drops in a peeled potato and it absorbs the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up".

Women of today:
If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."


Ladies of days gone by:
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Women of today:
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?


Ladies of days gone by:
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Women of today:
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.


Ladies of days gone by:
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Women of today:
Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.


Ladies of days gone by:
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

Women of today:
Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.


Ladies of days gone by:
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Women of today:
Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.


Ladies of days gone by:
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Women of today:
Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.

Ladies of days gone by:
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Women of today:
Leftover wine??


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Hope this isn't sexist...well it shouldnt be as I am a woman too rolleyes.gif
 
 
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ladyxdiscord
post Sep 18 2004, 08:17 AM
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lmao...yeah we are getting lazy stubborn.gif
 

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diezelbabygrl_xoxo   For Tha Ladies   Sep 6 2004, 12:28 AM
AznKutie   Lol...funny!   Sep 6 2004, 12:32 AM
tainted_angel   Lol, funny indeed.   Sep 6 2004, 12:40 AM
dani41790   lol thats funny   Sep 6 2004, 05:27 AM
me_myself_andi2003   omg... lol.... hu ever thought of ice cube wines...   Sep 6 2004, 07:28 AM
Yemmerz   Haha. That bakery one...sounds like something I wo...   Sep 6 2004, 08:50 AM
sammi rules you   hahaha that sounds like me. well some of them. i s...   Sep 6 2004, 09:17 AM
tsohg   im not a girl so i wouldnt know.. hehe   Sep 6 2004, 12:34 PM
lyin_in_wait   the other one has the martha stewart way.....and t...   Sep 6 2004, 01:16 PM
LatinaLady   it just shows women of today are better! lol   Sep 6 2004, 02:43 PM
corizzle20   hah funny   Sep 6 2004, 06:41 PM
elmogurly   haha. we've become the lazy generation..   Sep 8 2004, 01:49 AM
niez_cho   haha... we've become lazier =P   Sep 18 2004, 07:42 AM
ladyxdiscord   lmao...yeah we are getting lazy   Sep 18 2004, 08:17 AM


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