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 Sep 16 2004, 06:55 PM
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 I'm 2 people's favourite CBer.  Group: Member Posts: 109 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,514  |
A man wanders into a bar, taking a seat at the end, away from most people, ordering a single drink which he proceedes to drink over the next 30 minutes. Finally the bartender wanders back over and decides to talk to the man.
"Another Friday night alone, hmm?" "Not alone, really..." the man replied. "Not alone...? Then, where's your fre-- Hey, I think your mobile is ringing. Funny, I wouldn't have pegged you for a guy who'd use Motzart as a ringtone..." "I don't have a mobile. That's my friend playing the music." "Where?" The man moved the drink, showing the bartender an eight inch tall man playing the piano. "That's amazing!" the bartender exclaimed. "How did you come across him?" "I was in an ally and accidently rubbed against an old lamp, from which a djini appeared, and said he'd grant me one wish..." "So this is what you asked for?" "No. I didn't ask for an 8" pianist..." ((Try saying it outloud if you don't get it... ^.^)) |
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Sep 16 2004, 08:35 PM
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I'm 2 people's favourite CBer. Group: Member Posts: 109 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,514 |
Pianist isn't pronunecd like "pi-An-ist..." It's pronounced similarly to... A guy's member... 'pee-uh-nist'
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Falon The Pianist Sep 16 2004, 06:55 PM
strwbrrykiwi23 i dont... i dont... get it. Sep 16 2004, 06:56 PM jennifish funny but it doesnt really click. Sep 19 2004, 12:27 AM corizzle20 i dont get it at all. is it supposed to sound like... Sep 19 2004, 12:36 AM Falon Yea... *sighs* Sep 19 2004, 10:32 AM tyedyefroggy LoL I got it the first time i read it to myself (n... Sep 19 2004, 10:42 AM LatinaLady i got it! i guess alot of men do what a bigger... Sep 19 2004, 01:38 PM nyctophiliac umm...i don't get it? and i read it out loud t... Sep 19 2004, 02:08 PM xSonia QUOTE(Falon @ Sep 19 2004, 10:32 AM)Yea... *s... Sep 19 2004, 02:13 PM o0_BLuez_0o I get it the guy asked the genie for an 8in penis ... Sep 19 2004, 03:53 PM 1--GIRL lol cute Sep 19 2004, 07:48 PM LiLaZnGirL122 wtf i dun get it i read it outload!! oh we... Sep 20 2004, 12:39 AM
gothicvengeance ooh hahas i got it when i read the "8" p... Sep 25 2004, 09:40 PM |
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