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 Aug 31 2004, 12:45 AM
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Annoy dentists
When the dentist asks you to sit in the chair, refuse and insist you stand. Throw a fit if you have to. While he is working on your mouth (i.e. doing a filling, cleaning it out), waggle your tounge, or push the drill (or other tool) away with it. Or try to speak to him, ask him about his day, what his favorite color is, etc. Eat an entire bag of oreo cookies before seeing him. Or garlic.  When he asks you what flavor of toothpaste you would like, ask for plum. Or celery. Refuse and throw a fit when he suggests another flavor. Bite his finger every time he tries to examine your mouth. When you're lying on the chair and he's working on your mouth, make sure he is looking you in the eye. And then glare at him. Annoy policemen Say out loud when he/she approaches you "You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?" Ask to see his gun. When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly. Say out loud "Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!" Slap his hand and say "Bad cop! No donut!" When he frisks you, say "You missed a spot", and grin. After every other sentence oink like a pig quietly to yourself but loud enough for him to hear you. Refer to him by his first name. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it. |
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Sep 15 2004, 11:46 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
QUOTE Say out loud "Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!" Slap his hand and say "Bad cop! No donut!" When he frisks you, say "You missed a spot", and grin Lol, I thought those were the funniest. Nice one.  
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diezelbabygrl_xoxo How to annoy Aug 31 2004, 12:45 AM
AngelicEyz00 haha, this was forwarded to me in an email one tim... Aug 31 2004, 01:06 AM F1R3B4T lmfao i shud do that crap to the dentist Aug 31 2004, 01:09 AM chimps ate my hw lol Aug 31 2004, 10:32 AM o0_BLuez_0o thats so funny i wanna try that Aug 31 2004, 03:34 PM tsohg rofl, i dont want to get shot Aug 31 2004, 08:05 PM Days Nearly Over My dentist would hate me. Aug 31 2004, 08:07 PM AznKutie ahahhahaa!!! i luv the dentist ones..... Sep 1 2004, 12:17 AM aznxdreamer QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Aug 31 2004, 12:45... Sep 1 2004, 06:53 PM huney8o8 LOL!!! thatz hilarious! Sep 12 2004, 01:02 AM wind&fire ahahahha! funny! Sep 12 2004, 01:13 AM dani41790 lmao thats funni Sep 13 2004, 02:26 AM corizzle20 funny. i want to try all that sh*t Sep 14 2004, 07:03 PM helllla jankyyyy QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ Sep 1 2004, 6:53 PM)then ... Sep 14 2004, 09:06 PM 01-supergirl LOL. I soo wanna say those. Sep 15 2004, 12:07 AM shawty_redd QUOTEWhile he is working on your mouth (i.e. doing... Sep 15 2004, 06:34 PM magnificentmike lmao that made me crack up so hard, i dont know wh... Sep 15 2004, 08:46 PM
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