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 Sep 11 2004, 03:44 PM
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Ok i know u guys gotta have some wut are ur best or favorite pick up lines? and did they ever work or wut was the persons reaction?
mine are: Do you have some raisen..no? oh well what about a date Are you from memphis cus ur the only TEN I SEE I lost my number can i have yours? |
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Sep 11 2004, 04:10 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
um...pick up lines...hm...oh yeah
Was your dad a cement mixer? Coz yur making me hard! The word of the day is legs. Now let's go back to my place and spread the word. Be unique and different, just say yes. Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head? It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. ** i used this once (it worked!)  Hi, I'm the new milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back? Hi, I'm your new hairdresser. You want it teased or blown? Hi, I'm your new dentist. Open wide. haha those are all i have 
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o0_BLuez_0o Pick up lines Sep 11 2004, 03:44 PM
lolita kitty QUOTE(o0_BLuez_0o @ Sep 11 2004, 3:44 PM)Ok i... Sep 11 2004, 03:46 PM krnxswat moved to humor. Sep 11 2004, 03:56 PM KaRaoKe_sLut These are funny and I've heard them used... bu... Sep 11 2004, 04:32 PM jnukes "i said my ****** dont dance we just pull up ... Sep 11 2004, 06:41 PM elmogurly i've heard of the last two in a skit. haha. th... Sep 11 2004, 07:34 PM PingPong someone : Do u have a bandaide?
who ever: why?
som... Sep 11 2004, 07:42 PM jnukes QUOTE(PingPong @ Sep 11 2004, 4:42 PM)someone... Sep 12 2004, 01:32 AM DaTru KataLYST That shirt is very becoming on you.
But hey, if I ... Sep 12 2004, 08:23 PM o0_BLuez_0o a lot of ur guys are really funny but im guessing ... Sep 13 2004, 12:10 AM rhqtpie haha those r good i have one
"i lost my teddy... Sep 13 2004, 05:26 PM PETER_PARKER I heard this on a commericial.. its kinda mean but... Sep 13 2004, 06:35 PM i ami_am lmao!!! lol i use pick up lines i get ... Sep 13 2004, 11:29 PM corizzle20 how bout lets go back to my house and explore your... Sep 14 2004, 06:46 PM AznBlade02 QUOTEWas your dad a cement mixer? Coz yur making m... Sep 14 2004, 06:51 PM AznBlade02 "hi i keep loosing your number so how about i... Sep 14 2004, 06:53 PM xLil SweetnezZx "I'm lost. Will you take me home with yo... Sep 16 2004, 10:21 AM Someone_Like_You Is your dad a Terrorist?...
Cause your the bomb.
... Oct 6 2004, 04:38 PM royalfreshness QUOTE(Someone_Like_You @ Oct 6 2004, 5:38 PM)... Oct 6 2004, 09:01 PM Auktane these are all the ones i came up with
------------... Oct 8 2004, 01:44 AM tainted_angel "Baby you've got more curves than a racet... Oct 8 2004, 03:22 AM Redhdchic haha....these are so awful Oct 9 2004, 02:33 PM xSWEETxCANDiix QUOTE(Redhdchic @ Oct 9 2004, 12:33 PM)haha..... Oct 17 2004, 03:31 AM SuPerSoPow1025 QUOTE(tainted_angel @ Oct 8 2004, 3:22 AM)... Oct 17 2004, 06:25 PM *ilalaloveyou<3* i have some
"hey i have a wedgie to pick wit... Nov 11 2004, 12:42 AM mzteriouzme007 ^true Nov 11 2004, 11:55 PM mechwarrior1989 "My ears are cold, can I use your thighs as e... Nov 23 2004, 09:37 PM tungtwista u gotta admit. some pickup lines works ;) Nov 25 2004, 05:25 PM electric shock =\ mine is
I'm not stupid, I'm just r... Nov 25 2004, 06:14 PM sammi rules you QUOTE(atpx @ Sep 12 2004, 7:23 PM)That shirt ... Nov 26 2004, 10:55 AM
LiLaZnGirL122 aahaha Nov 28 2004, 12:36 AM |
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