Americas Dumest criminals, Know any?? Options

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Do you guys know a any dumb criminal stories?? If you do post them.. Heres 2:

A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

A man robbed a bank and when he left he heard the cops coming. It was then he preceded to take off all his clothes becuase he thought it would be harder to identify him..

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i have some

Kidnappers abducted Gildo Santos near his factory in a suburb of Sao Paulo and demanded $690,000 for ransom. Santos, however, escaped. The next day, Santos got a phone call asking for $11,500 to defray the cost of the abduction. After negotiating a 50 percent reduction, Santos called police, when the abductors showed up to collect payment.

A man walked into a convenience stores and placed a twenty dollar bill on the counter, asking for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the robber pulled out a gun, demanding all the cash in the register. The clerk gave it to him and the man fled, leaving the twenty on the counter. The total amount of money he got from the cash register was less than fifteen dollars.

A man went into a convenience store and bought a bottle of beer. Standing at the counter to pay, he tells the clerk to give him all the money she has. Standing next to him was a uniformed police officer.

thas all for now