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Much Improved
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post Aug 16 2004, 09:39 AM
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The other day at work I ran into Bob. We chatted over lunch and he dropped a bombsell on me. "Rodney" he said, "Becky and I are going to get a divorce".

I was stunned. "Why? What happened, you two seem so happy together"

"Well" he said, "ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, running around at all hours of the night and more. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music and how to invest in the stock market."

"Are you a little bitter because she spent so much time trying to change you." I probed.

"Nah, I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me."

some men r idiots,personnally i dont think this is funny buh mah sis does...
 
 
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post Sep 7 2004, 10:27 PM
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bite the hand that fed you ahah...classic ;p
 

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Weird addiction   Much Improved   Aug 16 2004, 09:39 AM
strwbrrykiwi23   RE: Much Improved   Aug 16 2004, 10:18 AM
inquisitive_   I don't think it is funny either.   Aug 16 2004, 10:30 AM
Luster Soldier   Haha, I think this joke fits better in a sunday ne...   Aug 16 2004, 11:28 AM
th5418   HAHAHAHAAH. Good one.   Aug 16 2004, 01:26 PM
pnai4eva   Umm, yeah. This joke isn't that funny...   Aug 16 2004, 01:58 PM
Knight   I don't think it is funny either. Go to the ...   Aug 16 2004, 02:12 PM
juliar   *doesn't laugh* Um. Haha.   Aug 16 2004, 02:17 PM
MasterNe0   I give it a 3/10 since it not funny.   Aug 16 2004, 03:12 PM
JlIaTMK   hmmm how is that funny?   Aug 16 2004, 03:14 PM
F1R3B4T   eh not realli funni..   Aug 16 2004, 06:17 PM
conster   lol i think its alright   Aug 16 2004, 08:30 PM
elmogurly   good effort though!   Aug 16 2004, 10:10 PM
F1R3B4T   good effort?!?!?! uhm....................   Aug 17 2004, 02:03 PM
xzxero   good try   Aug 17 2004, 02:04 PM
dani41790   uhhhh thats just mean   Sep 4 2004, 06:55 PM
tsohg   yea that is   Sep 4 2004, 07:17 PM
me_myself_andi2003   that guy is sooo mean   Sep 5 2004, 10:20 AM
Levy2k6   it was SORTA funny... i got it but its like... w/e...   Sep 5 2004, 10:43 AM
Kiss_me_Im_Irish   its funny in a mean sort of way i suppose....but h...   Sep 5 2004, 10:56 AM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo   I think its funny. its jus a joke, guys   Sep 7 2004, 07:10 PM
o0_BLuez_0o   thats dumb that guy is a jerk   Sep 7 2004, 07:46 PM
ikayto   bite the hand that fed you ahah...classic ;p   Sep 7 2004, 10:27 PM
ikayto   EEEK WRONG POST........whew good thing post dosent...   Sep 8 2004, 01:43 AM
corizzle20   its not funny at all   Sep 8 2004, 05:26 PM


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