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 Sep 2 2004, 08:29 PM
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These are a couple of really gross jokes I didn't make them up I just wanted to post them up cus there funny in a very disturbing now so if ur grossed out easily i suggest u turn back now...ok here we go
A little boy comes up to his dad and askes "Dad today at school all the kids were talking about vagainas what does a vagina look like?" "Well son before sex a vagina looks like a beautiful rose bud and after....well have u ever saw a bull dog that ate mayonaise" next joke (gross of all) A girl was asked out by the hottest guy in her school. So to impress him she wanted to borrow her dads red corvette to take to the date. When she asked him he said "ok but only if u give me a bj." The daughter didn't know she thought about it and she really wanted to impress her date..so finally she went to her dad and said "ok dad ill give u a bj." When he pulled down his pants the daughter said "dad theres crap all over ur d!ck...the dad said "oh thats right ur brother has the car" |
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Sep 7 2004, 10:00 PM
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QUOTE(hippo @ Sep 3 2004, 2:08 PM) pikimoo, you didn't understand, she had to give her dad a bj to get THE CAR to impress her date Uh.. I got it. But you didn't get what I said. I would NOT give my father a blowjob. For ANY reasons. Yes.. she gave her dad a blowjob to impress a date by getting the car. Ew. |
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o0_BLuez_0o gross jokes Sep 2 2004, 08:29 PM
acidbreeze i didn't get the second one until a few minute... Sep 2 2004, 10:27 PM F1R3B4T i dint get the 1st one
ehh the 2nd one was kinda f... Sep 2 2004, 10:47 PM krnxswat QUOTE(F1R3B4T @ Sep 2 2004, 11:47 PM)daughter... Sep 2 2004, 10:48 PM pikimoo What kind of sick..?
Who would give their dad a b... Sep 2 2004, 11:06 PM me_myself_andi2003 EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW............. lol....
f... Sep 3 2004, 04:32 AM islandkiss that dad's a perv.. Sep 3 2004, 11:01 AM dahding now tell me, where would that little boy have seen... Sep 3 2004, 04:58 PM acidbreeze pikimoo, you didn't understand, she had to giv... Sep 3 2004, 05:08 PM chica777708 umm they both were kinda weird.. I got the second ... Sep 3 2004, 05:39 PM o0_BLuez_0o QUOTEnow tell me, where would that little boy have... Sep 3 2004, 08:01 PM dani41790 ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllll omfg that second joke is sooo... Sep 3 2004, 08:35 PM kaleidoscoped OMG, gross!
INCEST is bad!! Sep 3 2004, 09:33 PM tainted_angel *Twitch.* Egh..funny. The first one. Second one..m... Sep 4 2004, 09:28 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo LOLZ...i feel like such a perv bcoz i actually enj... Sep 4 2004, 10:42 PM tsohg sickkk. Sep 4 2004, 11:34 PM Fallen_Fairy what happend to keeping this place pg-13? Sep 4 2004, 11:36 PM o0_BLuez_0o QUOTEwhat happend to keeping this place pg-13?
I ... Sep 7 2004, 07:52 PM ikayto that wasnt even remotely funny man -.-
And, pleas... Sep 7 2004, 09:52 PM Rachel is love yuck
but funny! Sep 7 2004, 11:10 PM elmogurly oh gross...people have a lot of free time don... Sep 8 2004, 01:05 AM corizzle20 nasty!! Sep 8 2004, 08:14 PM o0_BLuez_0o gees some people are taking this joke waay to seri... Sep 8 2004, 08:48 PM Streetbawler91 aww thats just nasty....lol but funny Sep 8 2004, 10:47 PM pinaykizzes they last one is sooooooo nasty...ew ew ew!... Sep 11 2004, 11:28 AM ohBrian EWWW HAHAHA the second one is SICK............ OMG... Sep 11 2004, 03:30 PM lolita kitty QUOTE(o0_BLuez_0o @ Sep 7 2004, 7:52 PM)I war... Sep 11 2004, 04:32 PM jennifish thats disturbing. Sep 19 2004, 08:03 AM LiLaZnGirL122 ewwwww but funnie Sep 20 2004, 01:03 AM LittleLulu omg thats sick ahahahaha Oct 2 2004, 02:44 AM levinwong haha nice.. dun really get the first one
2nd one i... Oct 2 2004, 07:34 AM Weird addiction the 2nd is f*cked up,really gross!!eww Oct 3 2004, 08:08 AM niez_cho it wasn't so gross when I read it... cuz I cou... Oct 4 2004, 07:19 AM someflipguy Are some of yal really that immature! The tit... Oct 4 2004, 01:33 PM
RiC3xBoy o god, the 2nd takes incess to a whole another lvl... Oct 4 2004, 11:13 PM |
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