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girl's first time
F1R3B4T
post Aug 31 2004, 02:52 PM
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As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?
 
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 09:54 PM
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I read this before on some girl's personal website except it didn't exactly go like this. lol :P
 

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F1R3B4T   girl's first time   Aug 31 2004, 02:52 PM
Too Asian To DIE   I am thinking lyk all the other ppl will think whe...   Aug 31 2004, 02:59 PM
o0_BLuez_0o   omg yep i was having a dirty mind reading this but...   Aug 31 2004, 03:14 PM
jnukes   i wasn't thinking of it i could already tell t...   Aug 31 2004, 10:00 PM
xtremeliquid   I've read this before.   Aug 31 2004, 10:21 PM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo   ....oh....lol...i am perverted...it took me a whil...   Aug 31 2004, 10:34 PM
MusicalAngel   LOL... i've read this too. But still good   Aug 31 2004, 10:49 PM
WhiteLotus*   Am i that much of a perv? too funny tho...   Aug 31 2004, 11:59 PM
F1R3B4T   lmao its funni how ppl actually admit they are per...   Sep 1 2004, 12:24 AM
tsohg   dirty dirty!   Sep 1 2004, 06:55 PM
pnai4eva   LOL< i'm so perverted...   Sep 2 2004, 03:56 PM
dani41790   lol i gotz a dirty mind   Sep 3 2004, 09:18 PM
CloudUnionX   Wow, I was about to delete this.   Sep 3 2004, 09:24 PM
kaleidoscoped   I've seen this before, but I was fooled the fi...   Sep 3 2004, 09:26 PM
JessJR1022   lol... yes I admit I have a dirty mind!... THe...   Sep 3 2004, 09:29 PM
sweetdreamsx3   I read this before on some girl's personal web...   Sep 3 2004, 09:54 PM
sugarcultluver   lmao....i've never seen this before at all.   Sep 3 2004, 10:09 PM
me_myself_andi2003   guess what im doing? u take that rod and put it i...   Sep 4 2004, 08:38 AM
Angelos   QUOTE(me_myself_andi2003 @ Sep 4 2004, 8:38 A...   Sep 4 2004, 08:41 AM
me_myself_andi2003   QUOTE(Angelos @ Sep 4 2004, 8:41 AM)lol thats...   Sep 4 2004, 09:11 AM
tyedyefroggy   lol yeah i heard that one before, always funny the...   Sep 4 2004, 09:17 AM
tainted_angel   QUOTE(Idyll @ Sep 3 2004, 7:26 PM)I've se...   Sep 4 2004, 09:18 PM
acidbreeze   Hahahah! I knew it wouldn't be sex, but th...   Sep 4 2004, 09:47 PM
xxsour_kandi   funny   Sep 5 2004, 07:12 PM
corizzle20   oh man am i perverted   Sep 6 2004, 06:51 PM
LatinaLady   i wasnt thinking aything   Sep 6 2004, 10:31 PM
elmogurly   that's kinda like the cow one..i've heard ...   Sep 8 2004, 01:14 AM
ikayto   lol i knwe there had to be something up with this ...   Sep 8 2004, 01:20 AM
scandoangel   wow i actually fell for that lol i feel dumb.. fun...   Sep 12 2004, 03:39 PM
Stately Lover   Hahaha I saw this one on my friend's Xanga.   Sep 12 2004, 04:44 PM
weirdness   QUOTE(o0_BLuez_0o @ Aug 31 2004, 3:14 PM)omg ...   Sep 18 2004, 01:13 PM


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