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 Sep 1 2004, 01:29 AM
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..." |
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Sep 2 2004, 09:37 PM
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LOL i would do that >:]
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F1R3B4T car accident Sep 1 2004, 01:29 AM
laur3nw hahaha what a mean lady Sep 1 2004, 01:58 AM NiKECHiQ hahha lmfao !! MEAN MEAN LADY ! Sep 1 2004, 03:02 AM tsohg haha thas so mean Sep 1 2004, 07:40 AM [X]poised i've heard this one before. its pretty funny. Sep 1 2004, 11:16 PM Days Nearly Over Hah, that's mean! Sep 1 2004, 11:40 PM dani41790 hahaha lmao thats so dirty Sep 2 2004, 03:54 AM pnai4eva hahahaha, WAt a mean lady! Sep 2 2004, 04:18 PM chica777708 HAHA she is really mean GAWD I would never do that... Sep 2 2004, 10:11 PM
conster WHOAA shes hella smart lol Sep 2 2004, 10:36 PM |
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