funny away messages, do you have any? Options

[ikayto]

Whenever i am bored i like to put up funny/unique away messages on my aim..to get a kick at what my friends would think..what are some away messages that you guys use that are UNIQUE or funny ;p..post pics or just type em out ;p



IF YOU DONT HAVE ONE then DONT REPLY with i dont have one......

comments are fine ^_^
thank you

;p

here are some of mine ;p



directly attk my friends here ahaha



what can i say..TOFU IS THE SHIZ



online message recorder ^__^



jacked from bring it on just replaced "torros" with our h.s mascot a lancer



and my gb away ;p

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOURS...;p

[Angelos]

lol my away messages are like stories form bad-ass buddy man they are funny but long so here goes two i got like 80 more lol

1.What's the difference between a drunk and a pothead?
A drunk drives through a stop sign
A stoner waits for it to turn green

2.A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said, "Your Honor, I brought this child into the world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody."
The judge turns to the husband and says, "What do you have to say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose.
"Your Honor, if I put a dollar in a vending machine, and then a Pepsi can comes out......who does the Pepsi belong to..... ?.....the machine or me?"