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 Sep 1 2004, 09:11 PM
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One day at school it was the teachers birthday and some of the kids brought her presents. Sally whos mom worked at a floral shop gave her a dozen flowers. "thank you sally these are very beautiful flowers," said the teacher. Billy came up whose dad worked at a fruit stand and gave her a basket of fruit. "Thankyou bill Im sure these fruits are gonna be very delicous." Then little timmy came up with a box that was leaking at the bottom and whos dad worked at a liquor shop. the teacher said "now what can this be." She tasted the liquid comeing from the bottom of the box. "Is it beer?" asked the teacher. "No" said little timmy. The teacher tasted it again "is it brandy". "noo" said timmy. "Well what is it then?". "Its a puppy!"
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Sep 1 2004, 09:38 PM
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o god.. LOL
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o0_BLuez_0o The teachers birthday Sep 1 2004, 09:11 PM
tsohg ROFL!! THATS SICK! Sep 1 2004, 09:35 PM F1R3B4T LMFAO AND SHE TASTED IT LOL Sep 2 2004, 12:48 AM toyo loco LOL THATS SICK BUT FUNNY =) Sep 2 2004, 02:52 AM dani41790 lmao thats just sick Sep 2 2004, 03:42 AM pnai4eva ugh...disturbing! Sep 2 2004, 04:14 PM me_myself_andi2003 haha... its dog pi*s u dumb cr*p....... lol.......... Sep 3 2004, 04:38 AM islandkiss lol. ick.. who does that? Sep 3 2004, 10:58 AM
chica777708 EWW wait.. I think i get it.. NASTY lol... good jo... Sep 3 2004, 05:52 PM |
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