funny away messages, do you have any? Options

[ikayto]

Whenever i am bored i like to put up funny/unique away messages on my aim..to get a kick at what my friends would think..what are some away messages that you guys use that are UNIQUE or funny ;p..post pics or just type em out ;p



IF YOU DONT HAVE ONE then DONT REPLY with i dont have one......

comments are fine ^_^
thank you

;p

here are some of mine ;p



directly attk my friends here ahaha



what can i say..TOFU IS THE SHIZ



online message recorder ^__^



jacked from bring it on just replaced "torros" with our h.s mascot a lancer



and my gb away ;p

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOURS...;p

[kantoaznboi]

4 sleeping:

"I can't talk to you right now. Why? Because I'm in the middle of giving my pillow head."
"Just think, if your name was "Sleep", I could be doing you in my bed right now. :D"


shower:

"Filming the new "Rubber Duckies Gone Wild" in my shower!"

out

"out so spank up my cell

spank it real hard,
ewww u ppl r thinking dirty
"