funny away messages, do you have any? Options

[ikayto]

Whenever i am bored i like to put up funny/unique away messages on my aim..to get a kick at what my friends would think..what are some away messages that you guys use that are UNIQUE or funny ;p..post pics or just type em out ;p



IF YOU DONT HAVE ONE then DONT REPLY with i dont have one......

comments are fine ^_^
thank you

;p

here are some of mine ;p



directly attk my friends here ahaha



what can i say..TOFU IS THE SHIZ



online message recorder ^__^



jacked from bring it on just replaced "torros" with our h.s mascot a lancer



and my gb away ;p

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOURS...;p

[StarryEyedSurpri...]

ALL of my away msgs are as follows:

(1.) The worst is over now and we can breathe again
I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away
There's so much left to learn, and no one left to fight
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain

Cause I'm broken when I'm open
And i don't feel like I am strong enough
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away.

(2.) Im busy, you're ugly, so have a nice day :-D
(3.)¤Make every day count. Appreciate every moment & take from it everything that you possibly can, for you may never be able to experience it again.¤
(4.) The instant messenger user you are trying to contact has found something else better to do with their time.
(5.) There's no earthly way of knowing Which direction we are going There's no knowing where we're rowing Or which way the river's flowing Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a'blowing? Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing Are the fires of hell a'glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes! The danger must be growing For the rowers keep on rowing And they're certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing!!!!!
hahahahahha!!
(6.) Rubber ducky your the one. You make my bathtime soo much fun. Rubber ducky your so cool, I just can't have my bathtime without you! Don't you wish you were my rubber ducky? ;-) haha im in the shower!
(7.)Don't you wish you knew.
(8.) I know something you don't know. Would you like to know? I could tell you if you want. You do wanna know, right? Are you sure? Because once I tell you, there's no turning back ya know... you're going to be enlightened and there's going to be no way around it. You really wanna know though? Alright... Since you're so anxious to find out I'll tell you...Here it is: I'm not here right now. I'll brb.