dead dog + dead lawyer |
Please respect our community and follow the rules. There are many types of humor so we can do without those that aim to hurt/offend individuals and groups of people alike.
The community guidelines are addressed to ALL forums, which means the humor forum is undoubtedly included. However, we stress that these rules are especially observed in this forum:
NO OBSCENITY
This includes, but is not limited to excessive swearing, flaming, posting of pornographic images Racism, Homophobic, sexist remarks or bigotry of any sort.
PICTURES: No nudity of any type is allowed on the boards.
NO DUPLICATE TOPICS
If a topic exists a couple of pages away covering the same issues then the new one will be deleted or merged. Look through the pages to see if it has already been posted, if not then it should be okay to post.
Please do not violate the guidelines. It is here for a reason and is not to be ignored.
Thank you.
dead dog + dead lawyer |
Aug 31 2004, 02:45 PM
Post
#1
|
|
![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
wats the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
there are skid marks in front of the dog. |
|
|
|
![]() |
Sep 1 2004, 01:17 PM
Post
#2
|
|
![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
it means ppl hate lawyers so they dont try to hit hte brakes even if they are about to kill one...
but with a dog, they TRY to brake so they wont hurt the dog, but it gets killed anyways coz ppl dint brake fast enough basically, ppl care more for a dog than for lawyers |
|
|
|
F1R3B4T dead dog + dead lawyer Aug 31 2004, 02:45 PM
shawty_redd i dont get it Aug 31 2004, 02:52 PM
o0_BLuez_0o neither do i can u explain Aug 31 2004, 03:23 PM
tsohg wtf?! Aug 31 2004, 08:18 PM
aznguy711 lol he means like people actually tried to brake s... Aug 31 2004, 08:25 PM
xtremeliquid Oh uhm...okay? Aug 31 2004, 10:24 PM
F1R3B4T xplanation:
this is another lawyer bashing joke so... Sep 1 2004, 12:21 AM
LiLaZnGirL122 Wutt is till dun get it Sep 1 2004, 12:24 AM
TrannieL ....why it's funny??
- Tran - Sep 1 2004, 02:49 PM
F1R3B4T ok nvm then.... i thot it was pretty funni... Sep 1 2004, 02:53 PM
DavidxN lol it is pretty funny Sep 1 2004, 06:54 PM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo OMG!! lol this is a good joke Sep 1 2004, 07:37 PM
gothicvengeance Lol I got it when I read it...I always love the jo... Sep 27 2004, 06:43 PM
Rachel is love QUOTE(tsohg @ Aug 31 2004, 6:18 PM)wtf?!
... Sep 27 2004, 07:02 PM
dani41790 lol thats a good one. o yea and he meant that pplz... Sep 27 2004, 11:08 PM![]() ![]() |