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 Sep 1 2004, 01:24 AM
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After her 90th Birthday, Mrs. Marie found that shopping for Christmas gifts had become too difficult, so she decided to send checks to everyone instead. On each card she wrote, "Buy your own present," and she mailed them early.
Mrs. Marie enjoyed the usual flurry of family festivities. Only after Christmas did she get around to clearing off her cluttered desk. Under a stack of papers, she was horrified to find the gift checks which she had forgotten to enclose... |
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Sep 1 2004, 01:01 PM
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Wow. That very dumb. I feel sorry for the woman.
P.S: Where do you get all these jokes from Firebat?? |
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F1R3B4T buy ur own present Sep 1 2004, 01:24 AM
NiKECHiQ hahaha ! she`s hella dumb ! Sep 1 2004, 03:03 AM tsohg roflll Sep 1 2004, 07:31 AM F1R3B4T QUOTE(MasterNe0 @ Sep 1 2004, 1:01 PM)Wow. Th... Sep 1 2004, 01:14 PM F1R3B4T oh and btw, it does say shes 90 so u can't bla... Sep 1 2004, 01:15 PM jnukes hehe shes dumb !!... even if i got a blank... Sep 1 2004, 03:06 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo omg...that took me sucha long time 2 get...but..LO... Sep 1 2004, 07:16 PM xtremeliquid Haha. Sep 1 2004, 08:10 PM F1R3B4T QUOTE(jnukes @ Sep 1 2004, 3:06 PM)hehe shes ... Sep 2 2004, 12:48 AM toyo loco lolz ii get it hahha Sep 2 2004, 03:04 AM
dani41790 hahaha thats funni. those pplz must have gotten ma... Sep 2 2004, 03:32 AM |
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