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Sep 1 2004, 01:38 AM
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A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl. "Nothing but the best for my little kitten."
The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat." The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day, the old lady went to the store and bought 12 of the most expensive dog cookies -- one for each day of Christmas. The cashier this time demanded proof that she now had a dog, claiming that old people sometimes eat dog food. Frustrated she went home, came back and brought in her dog. She was then given the dog cookies. The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there." The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would bite her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out and told the little old lady, "That smells like crap." The little old lady grinned from ear to ear, "Now, my dear, can I please buy three rolls of toilet paper?" |
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Sep 1 2004, 01:40 AM
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LOL! thats gross but pretty funny |
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F1R3B4T buying stuff Sep 1 2004, 01:38 AM
laur3nw LOL
funny old lady Sep 1 2004, 01:52 AM
MasterNe0 disgusting..........
but that funny yet nasty in ... Sep 1 2004, 01:00 PM
tsohg rofl thats evil Sep 1 2004, 07:27 PM
xtremeliquid Haha that is funny. Sep 1 2004, 08:09 PM
o0_BLuez_0o haha thats funny the old ladys smart Sep 1 2004, 09:01 PM
pnai4eva eww, pretty nasty! Sep 2 2004, 04:04 PM
dani41790 hahaha thats funny but kinda gross Sep 3 2004, 09:38 PM
sweetdreamsx3 Hah! That's what the cashier deserves... Sep 3 2004, 09:51 PM
rhqtpie haha good one Sep 4 2004, 01:31 PM
elmogurly lol..that's what happens when you don't tr... Sep 8 2004, 01:41 AM
strwbrrykiwi23 lmao you go, old lady. Sep 9 2004, 02:44 PM
01-supergirl HAAHAHA... wow thats funny!! Sep 9 2004, 10:47 PM
knc128 hehe .. funny .. the old lady is smart!!
i... Sep 10 2004, 03:52 PM
corizzle20 haah. stupid old lady Sep 19 2004, 12:51 AM
jennifish hahah funnie. yet gross. Sep 19 2004, 07:58 AM
LiLaZnGirL122 LOL eWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWw Sep 20 2004, 01:00 AM
LittleLulu hahahaha old lady's revenge. Oct 2 2004, 02:36 AM![]() ![]() |