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 Sep 1 2004, 12:57 AM
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A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The main replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said "The Gold Dust Twins are coming," and I had to smile. "Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to grin. "Then she placed herself under a sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly control myself. "BUT...when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident," I laughed out loud." "Case Dismissed!" said the Judge. |
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Sep 1 2004, 01:10 AM
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Lol, kept me wondering what'll happen. Good one.
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F1R3B4T on the bus Sep 1 2004, 12:57 AM
tsohg oh man.. Sep 1 2004, 06:50 PM andr3w QUOTE(F1R3B4T @ Sep 1 2004, 12:57 AM)A lady a... Sep 1 2004, 06:52 PM BaBii_Pinai lol.... thats great...lol Sep 1 2004, 08:37 PM o0_BLuez_0o lol thats funny i didn't understand the first ... Sep 1 2004, 08:58 PM th5418 Hahah, that was good. Sep 1 2004, 10:59 PM dani41790 lmao i dont c y he went to court for that Sep 2 2004, 03:58 AM
me_myself_andi2003 OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! LOL Sep 2 2004, 06:32 AM |
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