A real cop story, Im not lying |
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A real cop story, Im not lying |
Aug 25 2004, 07:28 AM
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One time this cop came to our school and told a funny story.. This happened to him
One time they were out on patrol when they were called to help with a guy who was running away. They finally caught him but the reason why they were chasing him was becauase he was running around naked. They were cuffing him and he was struggling quite a bit. This is funnier in Dialouge. person1- Can you help me hold him down? person2- Yea sure person1- Can you grab his wrists while i cuff him? Its hard to do both at the same time.. person2- I already am person1- ....... then what am i hol..... hahaha that is nasty |
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Aug 28 2004, 09:52 PM
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![]() Hi! I'm Dani :) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahahahaha omfg thats nasty
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tsohg A real cop story Aug 25 2004, 07:28 AM
me_myself_andi2003 OMG I GET IT HE WAS HOLDING THAT GUYS DI*K Aug 25 2004, 07:36 AM
strwbrrykiwi23 lmao... haha that's gross humor Aug 25 2004, 08:04 AM
Yemmerz Whoa..must of been huge Ew... Aug 25 2004, 01:41 PM
Stately Lover LMAO!!! How weird... Aug 25 2004, 01:44 PM
tsohg QUOTE(me_myself_andi2003 @ Aug 25 2004, 7:36 ... Aug 25 2004, 08:38 PM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo omg lol!! that so funny...haha Aug 25 2004, 11:42 PM
xtremeliquid Haha. Aug 26 2004, 08:44 AM
waccoon QUOTE(me_myself_andi2003 @ Aug 25 2004, 8:36 ... Aug 26 2004, 09:44 AM
Angelos lol thats funny aww damn that aint cool lol Aug 26 2004, 09:46 AM
tainted_angel Rofl. That's wrong. Aug 27 2004, 05:19 AM
pnai4eva LMAO, that wuz funny, but pretty sick Aug 27 2004, 02:27 PM
x AZN D0RKii x lmao! that's funny, but gross.. his thing... Aug 27 2004, 02:41 PM
conster a cop told u that? lol isnt that kinda inappropria... Aug 27 2004, 04:36 PM
Eternally_Yours lol. yuck. Aug 27 2004, 08:25 PM
lyin_in_wait omg! that is twisted and funny in its own way Aug 28 2004, 03:19 PM
F1R3B4T LOL LMFAO HES HOLDING HIS D**K
a-hem Aug 29 2004, 02:27 AM
LatinaLady i cant belive this actully happened. lol Aug 29 2004, 03:35 PM![]() ![]() |