"Recycle" Options

[*Weird addiction*]

A German man is having breakfast one morning;
coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when an Englishman, chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The German ignores the Englishman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:

English: "You German folk eat the whole bread??"
German (in a bad mood): "Of course."

English: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't.
In England, we only eat what's inside.
The crusts, we collect in a container, recycle it, transform
them into croissants and sell them to the Germans."

The Englishman has a smirk on his face and the German listens in
silence.

The Englishman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
German: "Of Course."

English: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't.

In England we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the
peels,seeds,and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them
into jam and sell the jam to the Germans."

The German then asks: "Do you have sex in England?"
English: "Why of course we do", the Englishman says with a big smirk.

German: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

English: "We throw them away, of course."

German: "We don't. InGermany, we put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to England."

LMAO...this is so funny

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