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 Jul 11 2004, 12:59 AM
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The sky was dark,
The moon was high. All alone, Just her and I. Her hair so soft, Her eyes so blue. I knew just what, She wanted to do. Her skin so soft, Her legs so fine. I ran my fingers, Down her spine. I didn't know how, But I tried my best. To place my hand, On her breasts. I remember my fear, My fast beating heart. But slowly she spread, Her legs apart. And when she did it, I felt no shame. All at once, The white stuff came. At last it's finished, It's all over now. My first time, Milking a cow! what were you thinkin???  sicko!!
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Aug 28 2004, 04:11 PM
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 sarcasm hides what you really feel Group: Member Posts: 550 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,105 |
i heard this one b4 funny
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diezelbabygrl_xoxo MY FIRST TIME Jul 11 2004, 12:59 AM
yummienoodles i've heard of this a million times and it stil... Jul 11 2004, 01:05 AM CEP Whoa that writer's really into beastiality.
Fu... Jul 11 2004, 01:08 AM xHalf nHalf hahaha, of course i knew it was a cow!! Jul 11 2004, 01:10 AM slurp lol great way to test someones perverted level? Jul 11 2004, 12:32 PM sweet wit a twist hahaha! chinkieeyedpnoi ? did you write the ... Jul 11 2004, 04:21 PM POonSKi QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Jul 11 2004, 12:59... Jul 11 2004, 07:50 PM shawty_redd haha i do have a dirty mind Jul 11 2004, 08:54 PM Foolish Heart ahahah this is so funny. Jul 11 2004, 08:57 PM TiNaBaBY074 LoL i heard that before..funnie stuff Jul 11 2004, 10:07 PM tootsie_kiddo i've read this a few timez... it came as a cha... Jul 11 2004, 10:23 PM dani41790 hahaha lol man that didnt sound rite Jul 12 2004, 02:08 AM JlIaTMK lmao.... never heard it but it was really odd.... ... Jul 12 2004, 03:45 PM inycskathy LOL Jul 12 2004, 04:14 PM kaleidoscoped I knew that it was a cow, I really did! Jul 12 2004, 09:10 PM islandkiss rofl. Jul 13 2004, 10:21 AM thisisarcycledsn HAAHAHA that is some funny poem...it cracks me up ... Jul 13 2004, 10:49 AM bored2death08 lol! ive heard this a jillion times, but i sti... Jul 13 2004, 04:41 PM IIO__oII AHHH
haha i have a sick mind... ACK Jul 27 2004, 04:26 PM Hells_Ice hmmmm....well i sure know wat i thinkin Jul 30 2004, 10:17 AM strwbrrykiwi23 haha lmao... i thought it was a trick ^ ^
nice one Jul 30 2004, 12:00 PM seriouslynikki DUDE, i have a sick mind....hehe............but th... Jul 31 2004, 09:09 PM sheepy a cow duh. wut did you think i was thinking? Aug 2 2004, 08:27 PM jooleeah QUOTElmao.... never heard it but it was really odd... Aug 3 2004, 06:33 PM xjjajeengx what the... oh my i got soo confused i guess i am... Aug 3 2004, 06:44 PM Yemmerz Hah, milking a cow. >< Damn my perverted min... Aug 3 2004, 06:49 PM muffin dude 292 at first thought it was something else he was doi... Aug 4 2004, 07:10 PM happy endings HAHAHA..had me going there for a while.. Aug 4 2004, 08:26 PM pnai4eva LOL, heard that joke many times. Still cracks me u... Aug 5 2004, 02:17 PM Streetbawler91 whoa that got me thinkin the rong thing...lol Aug 6 2004, 04:43 PM elmogurly Haha. I heard this one before... Aug 9 2004, 05:19 AM RiC3xBoy lmao, guess ima perv Aug 9 2004, 05:34 AM 01-supergirl I heard this before, and its still hilarious =] Aug 28 2004, 06:02 PM Mick3Y lmao that's mucho hilirious!! XXD Aug 28 2004, 07:05 PM F1R3B4T yeah its pretty old but first time i read it i gue... Aug 29 2004, 02:30 AM LatinaLady i heard this before. it was cool =) i was imaginin... Aug 29 2004, 03:36 PM AngelicEyz00 haha, oh my.... i was thinking something completel... Aug 29 2004, 04:19 PM kyuubi319 oh damn... i was like, OMG!! THATS SO SICK... Aug 30 2004, 12:03 AM
WhiteLotus* Ami that much of a perverted?
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