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 Aug 27 2004, 09:58 PM
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These are actual messages on the bulletin board at random churches:
"This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends." "Tuesday, at 4PM, there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk, come early." "Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing Put me in my Little Bed accompanied by the Pastor." "Thursday, at 5PM, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All of those wishing to become a little mother, please meet the Pastor in his study." "This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg on the altar." "A bean supper will be held Saturday evening in the church basement. Music will follow." 
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Aug 28 2004, 10:29 AM
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 Yup. They always have those kinds of...Messages. 
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diezelbabygrl_xoxo Chruch Bulletins Aug 27 2004, 09:58 PM
dani41790 lmao hahaha thats realli funni Aug 28 2004, 09:59 PM ohBrian omg haha Aug 28 2004, 10:58 PM F1R3B4T lol haha!! Aug 29 2004, 02:25 AM LatinaLady i dont think they are funny Aug 29 2004, 03:36 PM laylooo i like this one, "This being Easter Sunday, w... Aug 29 2004, 04:06 PM pnai4eva LOL, so funny!!! I luv those messages.... Aug 30 2004, 11:44 AM WhiteLotus* TOO FUNNY! lol. Those made me laugh. I need... Aug 30 2004, 02:38 PM hcosurfkid LOL.. one thing i noticed thats funni about Cathol... Aug 30 2004, 03:08 PM
chimps ate my hw LOL Aug 31 2004, 10:40 AM |
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