y guys are happier than gurls, ... Options

[Afghandragon45]

this is all sooo tru...haha

Why Men are Happier Than Women!

1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

[imm]

THIS IS JUST A JOKE!!! Thank you for understanding.

1. We keep our last name.
Yup, but we can keep ours can't we?
2. The garage is all ours.
Dude. I keep all my skateboards and snowboards and surfboards in there...which takes up like the whole garage.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Not really.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
Hmm...how's this bad?
5. We can be president.
Oh. That's why this country is failing.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You don't wear t shirts to water parks.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
Hmm....
8. The world is our urinal.
^^^ So true. Bad boys.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
Huh?
10. Same work, more pay.
Bitches.
11. Wrinkles add character.
I guess guys are messy then.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
It's allll about the money eh?
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.

14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
Rudeness I don't care if that's not a word.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
Neither do mine.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
Yup. Pissed off.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You dial, the other person answers and you hang up. AKA prank calling.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
What kind of tanks?
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
One of my five day vacations requires HALF of your suitcase HAH!!!
20. We can open all our own jars.
What? Oh but the ONLY thing you can open is a jar. Oh I get it.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
What's thoughtfulness?
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
Same.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
Not necessarily.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Same.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Neither do we.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public.

28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
Isn't that almost the same as something above?
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
That's why guys are boring...
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.

31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
*hiss* You FATTIES!
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
Same.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
Ew you mean chop them off?
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Mustaches are gross.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
Crappy Presents.

I liked the list. It gave me something to do.