y guys are happier than gurls, ... Options

[Afghandragon45]

this is all sooo tru...haha

Why Men are Happier Than Women!

1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

[xbladeoffire90x]

1. We keep our last name.
Er...how is that a big deal?

2. The garage is all ours.
Not really. If I had a garage, it's half mine.

3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Yeah right. I would hate planning a wedding. I would make my guy do it. Or there's mom...

4. Chocolate is just another snack.
lol. Chocolate is cool.

5. We can be president.
WHAT?! Girls can be president to. We just don't feel like making ourselves targets for assasins. Behind every great leader there is a girl telling him what to do.

6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
....er...yah...that's a huge accomplishment...

7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
Uh huh. I'm majoring in engineering in my high school. I like mechanics.

8. The world is our urinal.
So? Do the clean thing.

9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
I wouldn't care.

10. Same work, more pay.
That's just sexist.

11. Wrinkles add character.
I wouldn't care about this either.

12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
Wedding dress...*shudder*....I'd rather wear jeans and a tee-shirt

13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
People who do that aren't worth knowing

14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
so?

15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
I only wear sneakers...and shoes that FIT me

16. One mood, ALL the time.
I doubt that.

17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
lol mine do

18. We know stuff about tanks.
So do I.

19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
lol it takes me one bookbag

20. We can open all our own jars.
I have to open my mom's jars for her.

21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
I dunno about that...

22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
Yeah me to.

23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
I don't like shopping. So I don't care. I don't even know how much my underwear is.

24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
Me to. Make-up is just weird. I can't even wear lip gloss. To sticky. Ick.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Yeah. I have 2.

26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
I don't.

27. We almost never have strap problems in public
I don't do this either.

28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
lol me to. gets my mom really annoyed

29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
Yeah...same

30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
......

31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
er...if that's a good thing no comment

32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
Yeah. I don't even have a wallet. It's called pockets.

33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
Yep me to.

34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Who would want one? Not me. Do I don't care about this one, lol.

35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
I can do it in 30.