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 Aug 22 2004, 12:01 AM
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 SeÑor Member  Group: Member Posts: 311 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,709  |
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted. |
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Aug 24 2004, 08:50 AM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
I heard this b4 in funnyjunk.com. Little johnny owns.
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SupraS15 Sunday School... Aug 22 2004, 12:01 AM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo i've heard dis b4, but i still love it...haha ... Aug 22 2004, 01:33 AM aznriceboi lol heard this before but its still funny Aug 22 2004, 02:16 AM c0nfus3dmisfit little johnny jokes r funny even though ive heard ... Aug 22 2004, 02:20 AM strwbrrykiwi23 lol... haha i love little johnny ^ ^ Aug 23 2004, 12:28 PM xtremeliquid Heh. Aug 23 2004, 08:03 PM dani41790 lol thats funny but kinda old though Aug 24 2004, 12:35 AM rAnd0m_strang3r hehe, i've heard this joke before, but its hil... Aug 24 2004, 09:28 AM StarStruck xD haha !! Aug 24 2004, 12:35 PM
LiLaZnGirL122 haha lol Aug 25 2004, 03:40 AM |
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