favorite simpsons quote, this topic is way overdue Options

[conair]

Ok, no forum would be complete without a Favorite Simpons Quote thread... There's so many, but I'll give you my best.

Homer: "Then me and my friend were about to press it, but the man said not to press it, but we pressed it anyway!  And we ran and we hid in this giant tire. Oh yeah.. and my other friend was already there.."

Marge: "All right, all right, now you're over stimulated.  Let's get some beer in you, and then it's right to bed."

Homer: "Woo hoo! Beer-beer-beer-bed-bed-bed!"

Bart: "What do we need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals."

Homer: "Well, maybe if he had had better arch support, they wouldn't have caught him."

Homer: "Ned Flanders, I mock your value system.  You also appear foolish to the eyes of others."

Ned: "Well howdy, Homer! Ooh, thanks for dropping by!"

Dr. Foster: "Hmm.  He's not responding. Proceed to level 2 antagonism."

Homer: "Past instances in which I professed to you were fraudulent."

Ned: "Oh, well, I'll just have to try harder.  Heh heh. Ooh!  Thanks for dropping by!"

Dr. Foster: "Ah, he's still repressing. Maximum hostility factor."

Homer: "I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. Now that's psychiatry!  Eh? Eh?"

[CloudUnionX]

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